Funny military memes, B.S., and shotgun club!

I’ve heard it described as “there’s lost, and then there’s Army lost.”

 

From the sometimes very very funny Duffelblog…


Hardest working soldier in battalion wins 'More Work' award
Jun 23, 2016

FORT BELVOIR, Va. – Staff Sgt. Jim Brown, long regarded as the hardest working member of 302nd Signal Battalion, has been awarded the prestigious and uncoveted "More Work Award" for his history of dedicated service.

“If you want something done, ask the busiest person you know,” said Sgt 1st Class Martin Clark, Brown’s Platoon Sgt., who has nominated Brown for the award many times. “I can’t trust a lot of soldiers to complete their tasks to standard, but I can always trust Brown."

"I myself have given many of my own tasks to him.“

Brown has done so well in his daily work that he has been rewarded with appointments as EO rep, suicide prevention team leader, remedial PT trainer and Hail and Farewell committee chair.

“The Army is a pie-eating contest where the reward is more pie,” said Capt. Meghan Snow, Brown’s commanding officer. “I can’t guarantee him more pay or promotions, but I can have help him reach the satisfaction of completing more work, which I know he’ll do a great job on.”

Brown’s peers agree that his work ethic is impressive.

“If we’re at the bar and the phone rings and someone has to go back to the head shed and take care of something, it’s always Brown,” said Sgt. Justin Lucas. “I’m sure glad that no one thinks I could fix their problems.”

Brown is flattered to be accepting the more work award, once again, but mentioned that he might like an actual award, or maybe some time off as a reward at some point.

“Time off?” said Snow. “Absolutely not. I need him. An award? Sure, have him write up three really good bullets to battalion standard and I’ll push it along.”

 

Bout truth in any branch

 

Thanks for the laugh

 

A buddy sent it to me, cracked me up too

 

Reminded me of this

https://youtu.be/XV5OLnTQqz8

 

And then some douchie MAJ takes the credit for his hard work.... not that I'd known anything about that

 

Karma comes round. I’m a retired MSgt and I have a retired Capt (prior E) and national guard Lt Col working for me.

And still our PowerPoint master is the retired Intel SFC.

 

I am waiting for the movie about Wali the Canadien sniper. Preview would go something like. He came for poutine and Putin, and he is all out of fries.

 

I will never wear those hats.

Say it with me.

 

But how else will people know you are gonna corner them to tell stories about your 3 year stint in garrison?