Being a parent...How hard can it be?

You're only asking for trouble

 

Hah love this bit. I actually love all his bits on his kids and family which is funny because i didnt have kids or planed on having kids at the time. Now that i have a 18 month year old i constantly think of whats to come

 

Our kiddo is 18 months. Maybe youll be a better dog owner than us but our dog went from being queen b to bottom of the totem pole. Once we had our boy everything else fell to the way side. I always have to remind myself to treat my dog better. Your dogs are in for a rude awakening haha

 

We had that also, but now the dog gets so much attention(and treats) from the 4 year old. It all worked out. So far

 

"You are most likely in trouble "

 

I had my dog before my wife, she was with me for seven years and took her everywhere with me. I met my now wife, and my dog was none too pleased. She was pissed, tried sleeping between us, growling, snapping. A reverse personality. Luckily she adopted my mom and dad, unfortunately that turned into a 65 pound corgi

 

Parenting is right up there with laying butt nekk'd on burning hot asphalt with a rabid pit bull chewing your balls off while someone stands over you pouring rubbing alcohol in your eyes.

 

Exhaustion!!!

 

You have so much to learn padawan

 

13 more years before you can change the locks.....
I got 5

 

Best answer I got

 

I have a nearly 3 year old.

Before her, i didn’t need coffee.

Now, i drink lots of coffee.

 

Mine turns 3 tomorrow!

 

You will need to add copious amounts of alcohol in a few short years

 

I’ve slacked up alot!!! Alot alot!!!

 

That's a good thing, as long as you can face reality.