1st Gen Lunchtable Thread - General Discussion

I've never personally lived in FL but I grew up on the east coast and have had more than my fair share of the natives down there. I never doubt a SINGLE Florida man story

 

I don’t want to fail the @Wulf quiz


I can't miss any comments since I started






Plus when I'm drinking I just read

 

the last time you worried about the drip

 

They are all true or truer.

 

my kid even got the florida gene and he spent his whole life here.

 

Rare baby photo of @Abeyancer circa 12000B.C

 

Long story, hear me out.


As a Florida native you'll love this (I think). My old boss, who was also my neighbor, had an ex-brother-in-law who used to come hang out and drink with us. His family grew up in Pensacola, he was a concrete finisher and he would have a 12pk Corona for breakfast because "it's just water, when you're out on that jobsite you don't get drunk if you don't piss and your body is using all the fluids "

The man had maybe 1 front tooth left, and it wasn't because of drug use. Oh no. My man was driving way too fast in some (I've forgotten which) piece of american muscle while drunk and crashed. No seat belt and faceplanted into the steering wheel. Then proceeds to walk 10+ miles home.

About an hour later police arrive and ask him where he's been... denys all allegations until presented with a bag of his own teeth while he's been actively bleeding while talking to the cops dude man left the majority of his dental records embedded in the steering wheel



My favorite personal FL man story

 

Ugga buggua mfker

 

Is that an axle break with a disk brake rotor on that front axle?

 

Wood
https://www.instagram.com/p/CbGzBFStkPg/

 

Hunky chucky thicc

 

I need many of the things

 

Please don't take me as hypocritical... remember when we talked about ES bushings for the steering rack? I still haven't swapped mine








Or done any of the suspension stuff yet

 

I think you need a sofia paint job for the added HP

 

Yep, florida special. But like @CS_AR said, those are daily's when you live there. I could tell 10x worse ones all day. One of my favorites cause it applies to this site is my boy marky. He was a early 20's redneck, wrangler tight jean wearin, shirt too big for him sportin, tipped up curved hat rockin meth head who looooovvveeeed toyotas! And 22r especially! The problem with marky was he would go on 20-30 day binders where he never slept Well, when you go 20 days w no sleep you eventually go to sleep. Problem for ole marky was he was always drivin and fell asleep while driving his lifted yotas. He would pile drive 90's yotas into trees at least once every 6 months but because he sold the best meth in town supposedly, he just bought another. #realfloridaman

 

idk but In mud you want that brake high and dry I suppose!!! haha

 

I think its a rockwell axle thing because of wheel options and stock rockwell drums kinda suck and a pinion brake is cheaper

 

Yup Rockwell axles

 

Probably wrong though