Roast my Tacoma! (2nd gen edition)

Frank's Red Hot Xtra Hot?? That %$#@&*! will do it to you every time!!!

 

Just embrace it! So what if your truck, I mean spirit animal, has a red ass & face that sticks out like a sore thumb. Between its super human strength and rockstar head of hair, I'd say you came out of this deal looking like a rose (pun intended)!

 

Fix the flag.

 

And the truck.

 

Don't worry about the flag. I did serve (not a brag)and I come from a military family. The flag is well respected here! It was a windy day. But I appreciate the concern for the colors...

 

The truck is a work in progress. I've owned it since December and did not do the add ons.. I've really been enjoying the s**t ot of this thread though!

 

That's the only thing that matters guy! Life is short: enjoy the ride and "Go for the Gusto"! ...and if you can't find a Schlitz: "reach for a 'Gansett!"

 

Since y'all apparently enjoy pulling on each other's horns more than roasting Tacos ... Here's some fresh meat

 

Who you gonna call? Not this guy, that's for sure, unless your issue is having too many brain cells and need someone to talk your IQ down.

 

what up boomers.

 

Holy encapsulated focus batman, is your camera drunk? It's the lucky one, the rest of us have to remember that Dodge looking bloated whale of plastic and JDM wannabe wrap job. Speaking of wrapping it.... You probably should quit your second job at the sperm bank, there's a shortage of tow truck drivers to pick your dribbel up off the mall parking lot.

 

I see you opted to spend money on wheels, tires and car wax but not pay the bank. In other news low mileage, clean tacoma for auction courtesy of this guys bank.

 

It's all good about the flag guy: mine looks like that almost every day when I get home. My sincere thanks for your service.

 

I’ve had people ask me if I served because I have a flag outside my house. I haven’t but I have tons of friends and family who served and were LEOs so I fly it with pride. I don’t know but when I grew up everybody had American flags outside their house regardless, maybe pride was just higher back in the day

 

Glad you finally got off road.

 

This thread, definitely fucks.

Yall didn’t disappoint.

 

Why was towed?


Mistaken for a landscapers vehicle and parked in an area where commercial vehicles are not allowed?

 

Cuz gas is more expensive than a tow. duh.

 

Harsh, but pretty decent