Still think TITNC3: Return of the Iceberg was peak

maybe one year?

 

EIN JAHR

One year.

 

This is how i choose my stocks

 

I have my pet monkeys throw darts at a bunch of stickies with stocks written on them. It’s a proven method.

 

don't make fun of your rock eating doggos

 

Haha, we are trying to ween them off the muzzles. Caught one with a rock today. We’ll try again in a few months.

 

Show the people the weims. We demand the weims

 

Vizslas dude, you know this…

 

Awwww, good puppies.


Yah, I know they're Vizlas. My GF was looking at weimaraner puppies earlier and it got stuck in my head lol

 

I saw a dog in the neighborhood today, a German Shorthaired Pointer that was completely dark brown. I want one now but we couldn’t handle 3 dogs. Maybe when my blue chips MOASS in a few decades.

 

"Come get us, we want to be a part of the family "

 

All I've got is weenie dog tryna steal my packages

 

They’re all awesome, but it looked like this:

 

I like dogs so much more than humans

 

That’s a beautiful pointer, I wanted one sooooo bad, but I just knew I couldn’t handle the energy that they have. Ended up with a golden, figured their energy only last a few years. In fact today was the good bois 3rd birthday

 

These are great dogs, and yours looks awesome!

 

https://twitter.com/ryancohen/status/1513003729036972032

Have fun in the comments

 

It all stacks on...
AND I have penalties for underpayment as well...
AND the underpayment penalty on $28K for the FEDS I think is LESS than the underpayment penalty For $7K to Massholia...
If you made $60K in salary and paid your 22% and then made 50K in short term gains and 10K in long term gains after cancelling out for losses...You owe 15% on that 10K or $1500 and your $50K is stacked on your $50K salary
and since you've now "made" 100K in income and the tax brackets are:

I'll do it for single but it's all the same...
You own 22% on the $$ between 50K and $86,375 so
36,375 x .22 = $8002
PLUS
24% on the 100K-86,375 =13,625* .24 = $3720
So $1,500 (Long term gains) + $8002 (first bracket) + 3720 (24% tier) =
Total taxes owed $13,222 FEDERAL on TOP of what you owed/had taken out (assuming you had your "normal" rate and break even if you had no gains)
and then if you have STATE taxes you also have to figure that out..
I used HR Block Deluxe fed and state...I wait until it's like $15 on Newegg and grab it.

 

I was browsing...
I have never seen this one before and it's brilliant