Colorado B.S. Thread

What even are sports lmao

 

Sportsball just happens to be on. Flirting with Shauna the bartender.

 

@Wulf seems to be passed out for the night. Wtf, it's only just before midnight on a Monday.

 

haters will say it's fake

 

Shauna is a cute name for your next wife

 

#future ex wife.

 

"tonight I might meet my next ex wife" - Xzibit

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=jT1AujHhv_Y&feature=share

 

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=xAaxeiNEctU&feature=share

 

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=VajVmH9NVnY&feature=share

 

What year is your Yota?

 

1985!

 

This ladies son was having a birthday and she said to invite a couple friends over and she would make them cupcakes.
While making the cupcakes, a box of BB's fell in the mix. She thought, it'll be prolly allright, and made the cupcakes anyway.
The boys ate the cupcakes and went outside to play.
After a bit one of the kids ran inside and said the mom, "I had to go pee and a BB came out!"
She replied, "you'll be just fine, run along and play now."
Few minutes later, the 2nd boy came running in and said,
"Momma, I had to pee and two BB's came out!"
She replied, "You'll be fine, run along and play now."
Then the 3rd boy came running in and said "Momma,"
and momma cut him off and said "let me guess, you had to pee and a BB came out"
He replied
"No! I was jacking off behind the shed and accidentally killed the neighbors dog!"

 

drinking already huh? have a beer for me

 

Chrome took the auto maximizing the window when you pull a tab off the main window... annoying. But someone made an extension.. yay
https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/maximize-dragged-tab/niaijlpbaogmimhfoaakogncgmhhopge

 

And just like that, Quickbooks decided to start sending emails. And it sent all the previous attempts from the last few months. So that was a fun fire to put out.

 

Came across this last night. Hopefully will see it again with the camper complete. Old Land Cruiser...?

 

Baker?