Whatever

I would assume guilty by association like just being on this thread is damming but I'll see what I can do about uh um the hookers.

 

Thanks. If I make one persons day a little better then my work is done. No worries about the internet. I have AT&T. They are pretty much everywhere. Except the places I need them to be the most.

 

I just figger it’s their truck they can call it what they want. I called mine Melissa

 

Well, you can be a junior miscreant. Just because it’s a fun word to type. Did you ever cut a class or copy off somebody? Chew gum in class? Break the speed limit? Work with me here.
Pro tip on the hookers: Fabreze is your friend

 

Thank you!
Copy someone: Yes
Chew gum: Yes
Break the speed suggestion: Maybe
Work with you: Trying

Thanks for the tip

 

Okay. You’re a qualified miscreant.
Congratulations

 

Thank you!

 

After the birth of their 9th child, a redneck couple decided they'd had enough because they couldn’t afford a larger bed. The husband went to the veterinarian and asked to be snipped. "Me'n my cousin don't want no more kids"


The vet told him he could get a vasectomy, but it was expensive. "There is a cheaper option," said the vet. "Go home, find yourself a cherry bomb, light it up and put it in a Coors Lite can, then hold the can up to your ear and count to 10."


“I ain't no rocket surgeon," said the redneck, "but how's that gonna help me?"


“Trust me” said the vet.


So the redneck went home, drained a beer then stuffed a lit cherry bomb in the empty can. He brought it up to his ear and began to count:


“1… 2… 3… 4… 5…”


Once he got to five, he stopped for a second, put the can between his legs, and resumed the count on his other hand.

 

That was a very well written joke and its brilliant

 

Mornin John. How are you?

 

I'm writing this one down for later

Should go over well with some of my mormon coworkers that all have 5 kids.

 

Well I hope you have a good rest of the day

 

Shit...just realized I did not order a mount for the ghost antenna..looks like it's fabrication time! I get to use some of my metal working stuff!

 

Mernin all

 

lets goooooo! wings today!

 

good morning whatever's!!

 

Even me?

 

Noooooo. My ancestors would come out of the grave and git me if I ever offended a lady. But I don’t think you or the other ladies in here are very easily offended. Y’all would’ve been gone by now.