Ontario BS Thread

You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me. I'll get you a toe by this afternoon--with nail polish.

 

I bet you were tough to fool what your Xmass presents were as a kid weren't you?

 

Haha, I didn't get presents.

 

Oh, so the divorce is finalized then?

Make sure you wash the dirt from your back garden off it first, would not want anyone to think it was gross when we put it in their drink.

 

Yeah it was a cold day so I don't blame ya at all. We will get it right eventually.

 

Answers

Not my toenail

 

What is going on in here tonight?

 

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand time to put the BS thread down and go do something productive...

back to virtual offroading i go.

 

Must be the Ontario version of this thread: https://www.tacomaworld.com/threads/battle-scars-from-working-on-your-truck.676249/

 

oooooh i can add to this!

 

My worst shop injury was in university. I was holding down a control arm piece for my friend to TIG weld it. After welding he accidentally dragged the tungsten through my finger. The good news is it cauterized the wound as it went like a lightsaber...

 

I'm so hardcore.


thank you for reminding me. I gotta go get some more of those adhesive butterfly stitches. those are wonderful to have on hand...

 

I cut my entire thumb open on a ravioli can.

Spoiler

Spoiler

 

hmmm...



interesting, Spoilers don't hide images from the thumbnail image

 

Did you finish the ravioli before calling the ambulance?

 

Anyone remember;

 

Sure do. Surrrrreeee do.

Stileproject

 

Oops. My inner programmer loves to expose design flaws LOL.

This will fix it.

 

Of course. My roommates were very confused when they woke up to a blood/pasta sauce covered counter.

Oh, did I mention this took place at 3am?? Exam studying gets weird.

 

Huge

JESSS! Stilesproject for the win...

You're as fvcked as I. Welcome