50+ thread

Sorta with a slight hitch.

QFT

I don't think so Rodney.

 

Ketchup, Mustard, or beer?

https://twitter.com/i/status/1517664482729807873

 

Everyday is a 2 cup day for me.. or 3... or 4. There's few things like a good cup of coffee.

 

Who doesn't?

 

Welcome to Monday on a Tuesday??

 

Looks like that desk just ambled it's way into her path.

 

Not this shit again ... if you're gonna get all dramatic, we're gonna need detailed moron reports daily in a timely fashion.


Please don't ban me.

 

I was at Walmart buying a bag of Purina dog chow for my dog , in the check-out line when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog. Why else would I be buying dog chow, RIGHT ??? So on impulse I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, I was starting the Purina Diet again, and that I probably shouldn't, because I ended up... in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in in......tensive care, with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms. I told her that it was essentially a Perfect Diet and all you do is load your pockets with Purina Nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so it works well and I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in line was now enthralled with my story.) Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care, because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no, I stepped off a curb to sniff a poodle's butt and a car hit me. I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard. Better watch what you ask me and be prepared for my answer. I have all the time in the world to think of crazy things to say. Now that you've read it I have to confess I stole this . Perhaps you may steal it to put a smile on someone's face.

 

Oh my, that's an angry Gator.

Ok, you may ban me, I'll take the hit if it saves the innocent folks.

Well played...very well played indeed.

 

That’s funny as hell, made my day.
Afternoon everyone.

 

Spring is time for foraging here. bud had a good morning

 

Ruh roh !!!


This is not good !! , a desk flipping and a Godzilla trampling within just over an hours time !!!​

 

My loud neighbor for the next few days!!