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Charlie Too · Apr 26, 2022

dewayne said: ↑

Spring is time for foraging here. bud had a good morning
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Good looking morels. They are so tasty.

jwctaco · Apr 26, 2022

Marty65 said: ↑

My loud neighbor for the next few days!!
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Nice spot

galaxyz · Apr 26, 2022

Been around a while

Lurkin · Apr 26, 2022

MQQSE said: ↑

...
Ok, you may ban me, I'll take the hit if it saves the innocent folks.
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The what?! Here??!

MQQSE · Apr 26, 2022

Lurkin said: ↑

The what?! Here??!
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Valid point.

2ndhandTacoman · Apr 26, 2022

MTgirl said: ↑

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MTgirl said: ↑

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There's our gal!

MQQSE · Apr 26, 2022

MTgirl said: ↑

Clothes first

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Did you win? Moron report please.

CVYota · Apr 26, 2022

galaxyz said: ↑

Been around a while
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We have all been around a long time.

Take the test on the first page and tell us about yourself

CVYota · Apr 26, 2022

MTgirl said: ↑

Clothes first

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Put on whatever you want

Icarus II · Apr 26, 2022

stevesnj said: ↑

Ketchup, Mustard, or beer?

https://twitter.com/i/status/1517664482729807873
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Looks efficient.

MTgirl · Apr 26, 2022

Marty65 said: ↑

My loud neighbor for the next few days!!
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vssman · Apr 26, 2022

Tiny's Taco said: ↑

I was at Walmart buying a bag of Purina dog chow for my dog , in the check-out line when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog. Why else would I be buying dog chow, RIGHT ??? So on impulse I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, I was starting the Purina Diet again, and that I probably shouldn't, because I ended up... in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in in......tensive care, with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms. I told her that it was essentially a Perfect Diet and all you do is load your pockets with Purina Nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so it works well and I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in line was now enthralled with my story.) Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care, because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no, I stepped off a curb to sniff a poodle's butt and a car hit me. I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard. Better watch what you ask me and be prepared for my answer. I have all the time in the world to think of crazy things to say. Now that you've read it I have to confess I stole this . Perhaps you may steal it to put a smile on someone's face.
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That brought tears to my eyes I laughed so hard

Marty65 · Apr 26, 2022

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I’m not the one being loud!! And besides somebody’s got to go camping your not holding up your end.

PyritePirateBill · Apr 26, 2022

Marty65 said: ↑

My loud neighbor for the next few days!!
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Oh! Dang Marty! That's a gem of a camping spot! Catch a bunch!

MTgirl · Apr 26, 2022

Marty65 said: ↑

I’m not the one being loud!! And besides somebody’s got to go camping your not holding up your end.
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where's my invite?!?!? huh? you think you can just go camping without me!!??!!
na-uh.
if anyone is getting banned tonight its you!
and maybe Andy.
I dunno.
Anyone got any ice cream?

vssman · Apr 26, 2022

MTgirl said: ↑

where's my invite?!?!? huh? you think you can just go camping without me!!??!!
na-uh.
if anyone is getting banned tonight its you!
and maybe Andy.
I dunno.
Anyone got any ice cream?
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I ate the last of it…

MTgirl · Apr 26, 2022

vssman said: ↑

I ate the last of it…
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Taco-Grinder · Apr 26, 2022

Tiny's Taco said: ↑

I was at Walmart buying a bag of Purina dog chow for my dog , in the check-out line when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog. Why else would I be buying dog chow, RIGHT ??? So on impulse I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, I was starting the Purina Diet again, and that I probably shouldn't, because I ended up... in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in in......tensive care, with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms. I told her that it was essentially a Perfect Diet and all you do is load your pockets with Purina Nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so it works well and I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in line was now enthralled with my story.) Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care, because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no, I stepped off a curb to sniff a poodle's butt and a car hit me. I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard. Better watch what you ask me and be prepared for my answer. I have all the time in the world to think of crazy things to say. Now that you've read it I have to confess I stole this . Perhaps you may steal it to put a smile on someone's face.
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MTgirl · Apr 26, 2022

almost forgot....MORON REPORT...
had to explain gravity to a contractor today. stone countertops are heavy and don't float on magic pixie dust.

also convo with coworker:
her- why isn't project x done?
me - because so and so hasn't finished their portion of the work and it hasn't been handed off to me
her - oh OK
*hour later*
her - so what to you need to get project x done? is there anything i can do?
me - can you do so and so's job?
her -ummmm....no.
me - so i guess i need so and so to do their job ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
her - OK
*crickets*

MQQSE · Apr 26, 2022

MTgirl said: ↑

where's my invite?!?!? huh? you think you can just go camping without me!!??!!
na-uh.
if anyone is getting banned tonight its you!
and maybe Andy.
I dunno.
Anyone got any ice cream?
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Welcome to our select group @Marty65

vssman said: ↑

I ate the last of it…
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ooof...brave you are RocketMan.

MTgirl said: ↑

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Is there a problem?

MTgirl said: ↑

almost forgot....MORON REPORT...
had to explain gravity to a contractor today. stone countertops are heavy and don't float on magic pixie dust.

also convo with coworker:
her- why isn't project x done?
me - because so and so hasn't finished their portion of the work and it hasn't been handed off to me
her - oh OK
*hour later*
her - so what to you need to get project x done? is there anything i can do?
me - can you do so and so's job?
her -ummmm....no.
me - so i guess i need so and so to do their job ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
her - OK
*crickets*
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Well, at least she understood ... eventually, very eventually.

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