Happy Anniversary TW

You don't need a crossbow to hunt white tail in Ontario. Just drive in the country and you'll hit enough of them. If you are coming this way, drop me a line and I'll meet up with you and set you up and all.

All kidding a side, did you know that USA imports Canadian beef in a big way? It is one of our biggest exports to the US. nd must be eating my steaks while dissing it. Don't tell him or he'll go in for a blood transfusion .

 

Canada must have some pretty good fishin too. I know of 3 separate groups of guys that make annual fishing trips to Canada. At least that is what they say they are going for. Maybe they are really just going for the steaks.

 

FYI, Canada is the 3rd largest beef exporter in the world. 84% of Canadian Beef and live cattle exports go the the United States of America. The Alliance is probably eating Canadian beef. Every now and then, we do send a mad-cow your way to keep things exciting.

Eat Mo Steak

PS. What's Canadian Beef doing on a Taco forum ? Because, Taco's are used to transport them cows.

 

They are probably coming here for the fish, Steaks and .

 

LMAO! I am sure that is it.

 

actually, i only use my compound bow........but if i hit a few along the way, hell, ill cook them up too. im in it for the food, not the game anyway. but hell yeah, when i come that way, we will have to meet up. beer and steak sound pretty damn good!!!

 

While here, you have to join the Northern Alliance and we normally tatoo that on you . The good part about the whole thing is that you get to disassociate yourself from the Carolina Alliance. I dont see any benefit there anyway. Then we introduce to our beer's. I mean real Beer's man. Beer with 10% alcohol content and I mean beers that can trip the main breaker (light's out) before you know it.

 

That is my kind of beer!!!

 

Wow, there was alot of talking on this thread in the last few days. I seriously dont even know where to begin. Work has been busy the last few days and i've just posted a few times on the 2nd gen forum but haven't had as much free time as usual. So here we go.... CANADA, SCREW YOU!!! you think you're so great with you free healthcare and your stupid hockey teams, and your Lebat blue, but you know what? ....actually all that is pretty cool when you think about it. But screw you anyway!!! You and your stupid maple leaves.... what the hell is up with that? whats so great about a damn maple leaf? It's just a leaf! here in the great state of SC our flag has a whole tree, not just the leaf.... plus a moon! Beat that! And i dont know whats wrong with your cows, but i hate them too! In the words of the great Ricky Bobby "Hey frenchie! Here comes America!"

Take that Canada, Chalk up one for the Alliance! Wooh!

 

Taking Canada would be a piece of cake, even easier than Texas. first of all, they are gonna be just as drunk as us, and i dont think guns are legal up there, maybe just hunting rifles but i dont really know, we should research that. Either way i'm sure there are more guns in both Carolinas than there are in the whole of Canada, we should be set. And from what i can tell from themaster, most of Canada is nothing but cows anyway. The only resistance i think they have are the Mounties, and they still ride horses (just like those backwards Texans) so how tough can they be? Lets run up there one weekend and show 'em some good ole American invasion!

 

Themaster: you can get high gravity beer down here too, its between 10 and 12%. And you're right, it does knock you on your ass!

Tacomaman: if you go to Canada to hunt you gotta take me with you. I dont have the patience to hunt but i'll get drunk and make fun of themaster... and eat his crappy Canadian steak

 

Your flag is the dumbest piece of cloth I’ve ever seen and a freaking insult to its people. The typical picture you normally see when you are stoned . How can you put a tree on a flag? But let me tell you the story behind it. When the Texans invade your ass (BTW, I’ll also be directing the attack with the Canadian flag. Sorry ), you are supposed to hide your sorry ass behind the Palmetto tree and sh!t in your pants. That’s why they put a tree on your flag. It’s not only a life saver but your only form of defense. Now take that.

Be afraid, be very afraid. The Texans (horse lovers) will be bringing their ass (hint: not donkey) seeking missiles and their BBQ’s along. You are dead meat. So the good looking tree on the flag will end up as pickles and relish on your ass. All you need is a big bun and you’ll make a pretty disgusting Cajun burger. And take this…. The half moon you’ll put on the flag was probably stolen from the Pakistani Flag so that makes you a Paki in a pickle with relish on his ass or did you’ll steal it for the Turkish flag which would make you a Turkey for the upcoming Thanksgiving. Your beer sucks. Its watered down urine samples. You want real beer, come this way and I’ll buy you a real beer and get you a real flag, a I Love Canada baseball cap and you kiss my cows till the sun goes down. You’d love that wont you? I can tell from here.

Yes, we put a leaf on the flag. You have a problem with that? Huh huh? You perverted flag lover, you. You love my flag don’t you? Admit it you hurricane and flood magnet. We put a Leaf because we’ve got plenty and we smoke them at will. Your present and past Presidents bummed a smoke off out leaf and didn’t pay for it. Make sense now doesn’t it you cow hater.

Great Ricky Bobby? He is as big an idiot as your President. I hate Ricky Bobby, I hate your beer, and I hate your stupid tree and 25 cent moon (quarter moon). But I love Tacoma World, Texas and to Eat Steak . Makes all this hate dissipate.

The Texan’s and I are invading your ass.

 

12% Beer. What the brand and who makes it?

Ya guys, come on over. But no wives. Leave them at home.

 

Themaster: My insult was better

BTW, i will definately let you buy me a beer. I never turn down beer, even from my nemisisis.... nemisi.... nemisee..... whatever the plural of nemisis is.

I said we can get high octane beer, i didnt say it was good.... the one that comes to mind is Evil Eye. It tastes absolutely terrible but it does a great job gettin you tanked. When i come up with tacomaman i'll let you buy me some beer and we'll just sit around making fun of each other.

BTW, dont ever make fun of Ricky Bobby! You can make fun of Bush all you want but Ricky Bobby is awesome!

I'm so glad i'm back, i missed our little conversations

 

We all own the best truck ever made, belong to the best forum on the web, and the people who are part of it. Congrats TC Bob, Happy 1st anniversary and many more to come. TY for letting me be a part of all this.

 

We have 12 percent beer as well, and it is good, master, lets send him down some le fidu monde, or maudite, or big bear, that'll fix em!!

 

you send it......we will drink it!!!! then i'll send ya'll some of our "apple jack" or "peach jack" moonshine and see how yall can handle that stuff..........................trust me, you will be fu-bar'd!!!

 

I think thats a great idea. Send me some beer and i'll drink it. And if its better than American beer then i'll openly admit it here on this forum.

 

Tacomaman is right, unless you've had real moonshine you dont know what drunk is. Its almost impossible to drink, but you know its good when you go blind and cant talk cause your throat hurts too bad