Charlotte, NC area: hate on OP, houses, boats & hoes

not when you have a large yard.

 

Or not a yard at all just a patch of weeds/grass.

 

I have a large yard. Hence why I don't want to do it and I pay someone.

 

I’ve got 2.25ac. Someone wold charge me $100-150 per cut I’m sure. No way to get the $30 special on my yard so I diy

 

2.25ac of mowable?

 

I have 1.25 acres. 1 acre mowable. My guy charges $60 to cut, trim edge etc. Worth it to me.

 

minus the house and shed and a few trees, yes.

 

Hired!!!

 

I need my kids to hurry up and grow up so they can mow.

 

brilliant. Hired…with six figure salary

 

I was never allowed to mow. My dad said I went too fast and didn’t get the lines straight enough.

 

Jokes on him! It will be more like this at my house. Do you want to ride your dirtbike? Hurry up and get that grass mowed.

 

he still tells me my lines aren’t straight

also my yard is mostly weeds cause idgaf

 

So if I'm reading that right, you have 2 acres of crooked line mowed weeds.

 

correct. Unlike most other men I hate mowing. Next house I will be selling my yard equipment and pay someone instead

 

Still not as bad as a pool.

 

my last house was an acre of mostly weeded lawn. I got a riding mower and would just grab a beer. The mower had a cup holder, but no one tells you to expect the condensation to collect dust, dirt and grass clippings. Plus, it was so bumpy that it would spill the beer. So I ended up drinking the beer as fast as possible so that the cup holder would be an empty can holder.

 

You needed one of these

 

FTFY