Ontario BS Thread

Pfft.

What # post is for Sheriff?

 

I know post 4995 is for assistant to the mayor while 4999 is assistant mayor..

 

I'm insulted by your foresight. So I raise you slightly more expensive dive Ariel cable and no digging is required.

 

There needs to be a mayoral change before I start my day so come on guys.... get in there
we need someone rough and tough who takes names after kicking some ass, but is gental and sweet like eyelashes on headlamps yet firm like a 2" spacer lift but also soft and squishy like wet hotdog bun on a spring clean up day....

 

do you guys ship up to the Whitehorse by chance or is that just not a good idea and i'm better off waiting to order them in September to send to my door in Ontario?

 

Hello, I’m back

 

NOOO

 

Hahaha someone deleted their post

u can have it

 

LETSS GOOO

https://youtu.be/LDU_Txk06tM?t=81

 

Oh I know there isn’t much left after shipping, duties, etc… wasn’t against your pricing or anything, just crazy how much in general bumpers cost, something that’s bound to be destroyed and rusted.

this was rigged, I fixed it now

 

Whelp. we have a new Mr. Primeident now. (Priminister/President)


Does this mean i'm no longer Merif? (Mayor/Sherif)

 

Everyone, congratulate your new mayor. Now as assistant to the mayor, I'd like to let you know there's going to be some changes. First change nothing's going to change

 

Well that’s where you are wrong, first order of the business everyone slaps 35s on! And only driving in straight lines and for Quebec they get to have square tires

 

I'll take 35s as long as the government is paying....

 

well at least my spare is a 33 but barely fit.... How do i fit a 35 into the spare tire carrier under the truck?

 

I assume the mayors office pays for all this?

The people are speaking up already…

 

taxes incoming…

Where we going we don’t need spares!
To the malls!

 

Everybody you heard the mayor, now who wants to be first and get some extra grewl as a reward....
Anyone.... Extra grewl..... Come on people 35s and extra grewl.....

 

What kinda george bush shit is this

 

See the username, then cross reference, all checks out