Whatever

You getting married?!?!?!?!???????!!!!

 

I am casting a spell on you. No secks for you.

Spoiler

Oh shit, I see someone beat me to it.

 

One of my banana and cream crepes was definitely a plantain.

 

Weird. Could been green banana too

 

You gonna finish that?

 

Already did.

I grew up in a "finish your plate" house.

 

I like to walk around restaurants asking people that. Everyone is all about feeding the hungry till you give them the chance to.

 

The upside to all the back and forth weather temperatures is that I havent had to change any of my blankets yet on my bed.

This time last year I was putting the window ac in.

 

mulch , dirt and other goodies from da hard ware store

 

Had me worried

 

one time of many i got my butt chewed in basic training, i tried to bite into a pear but it was green and not ripe...so i left it on my plate. I go to drop my plate off and One of the TI's starts yelling at me about starving kids in Africa...i say to him "well we're not in Africa" he turned bright red and tells me to gtf back in formation...

 

Dat plate read “Fonzareli”?

 

No time soon lol

sorry


You know y’all would all be invited

 

Eet does!!!


@StayinStock tell him wut he’s won!!!!!

 

No fukkin way dude!! Mine says that too but it’s a PA plate!!

 

Nu uh