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Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by pinktaco808, Jun 30, 2020.

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  1. May 5, 2022 at 8:50 AM
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    grdgz97

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    What’s Star Wars? :anonymous::crapstorm:
     
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  2. May 5, 2022 at 12:07 PM
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    I laughed at this one waaaay harder than I feel is justifiable.
     
    Honda2Toyota, May 5, 2022
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  3. May 8, 2022 at 3:15 PM
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    That's a horrible idea. What time?
    182225134_317105653343110_44709938089506_f379aedf68fa30695d8fef74f6822a0175059e92.jpg
     
    Tiny's Taco, May 8, 2022
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  4. May 8, 2022 at 3:21 PM
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    Tuesday!

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    What do you call a guy in a pile of leaves with no arms or legs? Russel.

    What do you call a guy on your front porch with no arms or legs? Matt
     
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  5. May 8, 2022 at 3:23 PM
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    Tuesday!

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    What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer.

    What do you call a deer with no eyes or legs? Still no eye deer.

    What do you call a deer with no eyes, legs, or pecker? Still no F#@$% eye deer!
     
    Tuesday!, May 8, 2022
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  6. May 10, 2022 at 1:40 PM
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    Tiny's Taco

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    That's a horrible idea. What time?
    176802861_10158743320649022_162517955313_3c1f5f7f7f09daa16de8c46e6f7431befe52ebfa.jpg
     
    Tiny's Taco, May 10, 2022
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  7. May 11, 2022 at 12:36 PM
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    StAndrew

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    StAndrew Wait for it...

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    I think I'm missing context on this one...
     
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  8. May 11, 2022 at 1:08 PM
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    imjustabill1970

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    imjustabill1970 Twitter: imjustabill1970

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    A priest, an atheist, and a rabbit walk in to a bar. The rabbit says, "Guys, I'm pretty sure I'm a typo."
     
    imjustabill1970, May 11, 2022
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  9. May 11, 2022 at 1:28 PM
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    replica9000 Das ist no bueno

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    Because many people make coffee tables out of pallets. (And other odd junk)
     
    replica9000, May 11, 2022
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  10. May 11, 2022 at 2:46 PM
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    ok which is it, “I might be a typo” or “I’m pretty sure I’m a typo”
     
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  11. May 11, 2022 at 4:15 PM
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    replica9000 Das ist no bueno

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    A priest, an atheist, and a rabbit walk in to a bar. The rabbit says, "Guys, I'm possibly a typo."
     
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  12. May 11, 2022 at 4:43 PM
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    A priest, an atheist, and a rabbit walk into a bar. The rabbit says, “guys, I need some help. The priest touched me inappropriately, and the atheist doesn’t believe me.”
     
    RangerComa, May 11, 2022
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  13. May 11, 2022 at 5:03 PM
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    Now I’m supper confused.
     
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  14. May 11, 2022 at 5:12 PM
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    replica9000 Das ist no bueno

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    A priest, an atheist, and a rabbit walk in to a bar. The rabbit says, "Guys, conceivably, I'm a typo."
     
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  15. May 11, 2022 at 5:45 PM
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    That's a horrible idea. What time?
    People build all kinds of stuff out of scrap pallets and then people pay them much more money than they should for their scrap pallet furniture.

    upload_2022-5-11_20-45-45.jpg
     
    Tiny's Taco, May 11, 2022
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  16. May 11, 2022 at 5:48 PM
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    That's a horrible idea. What time?
    A priest, an atheist, and a rabbit walk in to a bar. The rabbit says, "Guys, I'm might be a typo."
     
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  17. May 11, 2022 at 8:49 PM
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    You guys are splitting hares.
     
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  18. May 12, 2022 at 2:24 AM
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    That's a horrible idea. What time?
    :rimshot:
     
    Tiny's Taco, May 12, 2022
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  19. May 12, 2022 at 5:14 AM
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    its crazy how quickly those posts reproduced.
     
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  20. May 12, 2022 at 6:06 AM
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    StAndrew Wait for it...

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    Two muffins are in the oven and one muffin turns to the other muffin and says "man, its getting pretty hot in here" and the other muffin says "AAAAAAHG! IT'S A TALKING MUFFIN!!!""
     
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