The human centipede giveaway

Stripogram?

 

Even better...something for his surf casting adventures...

 

Awesome! A new Speedo!

 

In every nature show there has to be at least one antelope that goes down. It's a necessary fact of life. An important sacrifice to sustain the ecosystem.

...It's for the greater good.





...aw hell, who am I kidding. The gods of the coliseum demand blood!

 

Sorry lads, had a shit show the last few days but finally had time to get into it.

Thank you @NoOne for the Louisiana in a box! Having never been, the contents of the box confirmed I don't need to go here we go

Same with my girlfriend


A menajory of food, spices and beer from the area to start the package off. Currently eating a praline as I write. The random mix may have made you look like a serial killer if you bought them all at once.


Moose approves.

I will absolutely be putting this on tomorrow. And I will definitely regret it when it doesn't come off easily.


Truck things!
My truck is white and I don't need the resistors, so I may pass along to my giftee, but great includes regardless. Not going to lie, I had no idea what the black ring was until I Google searched a bit. Sweet RAM mount for the airvent. The girlfriend will like having a mount for her gadgets now.





I'll probably still lose it.



And finally, the pièce de résistance, the other side of the south, the reason by girlfriend gave me a weird look when she walked into the kitchen, dick things! I assume these all go together for one wild night. Special guest in the mix, anal bleach, a true cherry on top.


Thanks for the clean up towel, I'll need it after tonight

 

@NoOne is good for a good dicking. Awesome stuff!

 

HEADS-UP!

I haven’t received a PM/ address from the following participants for their FREE PATCHES!

@Rock Lobster
@Chunk
@rimfire7
@Larry Dangerfield
@BlackPearl

 

Must of missed the post where you asked for it...

 

JUST sent you a PM

 

Regional food gifts, always a winner. Any you only have to go to your own pantry to get them!

 

My address should have been here, but I'll send you a PM in a sec.

 

Got my box a few days ago but just now got to opening it. Used it as a nice footrest in my office.

here we go

First thing out the box we have a beard bib. My wife will be pleased.
The amount of times she's suggested I find a better way to control my facial hair trimmings.
Hopfully this will put an end to that

Fire plugs? I'm surprised it wasn't a butt plug, but then again maybe the Amazon guys messed this up when packing the order.
Any how this will be a nice addition to by bugout bag.

Nice little spring assist kershaw blade

Next we have an epic fucktaro cup. Good addition to my office mugs.

aaandd last this shirt that will again make my wife question my sexuality hahaha


Thanks @Larry Dangerfield for this dope pack

 

Fucktardo I'm gonna use that.

 

Dude I need that mug. My trusty dumbfuckery mug only gets me halfway through the weekend.

 

Damnit @Larry Dangerfield just damnit!!!

 

You’ll find out soon enough!