Still think TITNC3: Return of the Iceberg was peak

Cut the fat. Our assistant manager was told he would have to go back to the bedside.

 

Pay more $

 

Acquire more aircraft carriers

 

yea for now it seems like it's only a recession for the big money stocks and well known companies; all the smaller stocks with more realistic valuations are pulling through okay so far. The hits on the big guns lag a bit before they get around to everyone but idk its not so bad so far. I think the "recession is coming, recession is coming" shit became a self-fulfilling prophecy and spooked people into cash grabbing with 401ks n gains. We also ever really got out of the last recession as well as most think with the market alone. A lot of it was legit gains but a lot was also corporate loans and buybacks that don't really create value just a lil scarcity from smoke n mirrors really

 

Also

 

I pulled 100k out of my retirement last year and parked it in a brokerage link acct when it was up 20%

 

LOLOLOL

But fed said THAT's the problem (now) businesses poaching for more $$ makes hiring more expensive...which causes inflation...because the costs are passed on to consumers...WHAT? Really? Costs get passed onto consumers? So you mean there's a supply/demand force acting on employment AND goods? Where do they get these crazy economics thoughts???
https://finance.yahoo.com/news/why-...-a-hiring-freeze-morning-brief-100055174.html

 

Here's how it works.

The top companies pay more to recruit talent from their competitors. The weaker companies go under, and eventually we all work for Amazon at which point they cut wages to $5/hr and we reside in our Amazon branded pods on the warehouse floor.

GME trades flat at $90

 

Shit, I missed the recession in 2020

 

Yah, nothing can possibly go wrong with this lol

 

https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk...o_sticking_up_for_retail_traders_tk_shuts_it/
lol

We're going to stay out of it because we want to have a place to work on monday

 

I'm disappointed in your lack of motivation and ambition

 

We win!

 

Long overdue correction. Once again the professional traders are picking up the retail investors by their heels and shaking the change out of their pockets. Nothing to see here.

 

3,500 pages later and we've finally cracked the code!