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OWWW! I'm so sorry! Hubby just went through that--luckily no head-butting by the four-year-old. I spent alot of time running around going "no, no, be gentle with daddy! No! No cuddling with daddy while he's laying on the couch!" He says the itching of the hair growing back is the worst.

 

i aint got no hair to grow back! booyah! now that you know that i bet your interested in that old school sex i offered you a while back

 

Actually, I find hairless men creepy....very creepy......

Give me a nice, big Sicilian man just like I've got!

 

uh.... gross.....

but for the record i keep my chest hair to show i'm a man. all i shave is my man parts. and depending on what my womens want it's usually trimmed but sometimes shaved.... smooth like a turtle shell
(lsocoee, if you dont get that reference i'm gonna be so dissapointed)

 

uh.... gross.....

man parts should not be smooth. what's there to run your fingers through that way?!

I thought the turtle thing was only used in reference to cold water excuses....

 

first of all, i said turtle shell, not turtle head. completely different reference from a completely different show. secondly, the more there is to run your hands through, the more there is to get stuck in your tongue, and i cant imagine pubes in the back of your throat being a good thing. but some girls dont like the look, in which case i use a beard trimmer so its neat but not smooth. now stop making me talk about my body before jesus kicks my ass!

 

Then don't have snotlickers!

 

Tacoma World now officially knows WAY TOO MUCH about nd's crotchal region...

 

ok.............too damn fucking much information ya wannabe fucking redneck!!

 

how the hell does one get hair stuck IN their tongue???? it aint like teeth man!!

 

so does your mom. BOOYAH!!!

im sorry will, i'm just very sober and very pissed off about it

you know what i mean, sometimes you gotta do weird things to get girls to put your genitals in their mouth.... and in tacoarks case sometimes you have to do REALLY weird things

 

what did i miss................you are very sober and pissed about what....being sober???? if so....i cant say i blame ya!!

and yeah...............some girls dont liek to teabag....but then again....some do...................alot!!!

 

yeah, i'm pissed because i'm sober

and its easier to teabag when you're not covered in hair down there

 

yeah.........but the good ones dont care of you have a beach, or the mountains!!!

 

you look exhausted

 

bingo!