1st Gen Lunchtable Thread - General Discussion

what in the name of Deliverance is going on here

 

I'mma miss his hot nympho ex girlfriend's visits.

 

I had so much ambition to stay out in the field all day. Then I ate lunch and now I don’t wannas

 

Just another day in the Boonies

 

Got damn

 

50 Cal air rifles sure are quiet and punch right through auto bodies easily.
I hate Dodge duallys

 

daughter graduated from her crib into a bed, last night was the first night

Got home from my hockey game at 1am, didn't get to sleep until close to 3am

Wake up a 630am to the sound of a doorknob rattling like crazy, then a door swinging open and a 2 year old ball of 12 hour rested energy barreling down the hallway toward our room

I'm so tired

 

also wtf is up with some of the buttons on this site, is it just me and my lack of sleep or

 

Looks normal to me.

 

Wait til she starts messing with you guys.

Wake up to some water getting thrown at you, or worse

 

I'm just glad I heard her trying to open her door and didn't wake up to her 2 inches from my face whispering "daddy WAKE UP"

 

Gotta get those door knob covers that make it hard for gremlins to turn

 

Haha, yeah...we have those....she figured them out months ago

 

Have you considered hand cuffs

 

My kid is gunna start crawling soon. Gott get all the baby proofing done now…

 

Bust out the milwaukee router and start rounding the corners off everything wooden and plastic haha

 

She cant tun the door handle if there is no door handles to turn

 

and this is where the we've pinpointed the future years of therapy began