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  1. Jun 4, 2022 at 8:17 AM
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    TacoManOne

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    Veri Lee I say unto you...and many be Lee ved on Him there. It's even in the bible. :rofl:
     
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  2. Jun 4, 2022 at 9:30 AM
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    Pablo8

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    Pablo8 Here!

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    Real Lee?

    More?

    Over Lee tired of these............:p:D
     
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  3. Jun 4, 2022 at 10:20 AM
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    That's a horrible idea. What time?

    :101010:
     
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  4. Jun 4, 2022 at 10:32 AM
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    Tiny's Taco The Wanderer

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    That's a horrible idea. What time?
    285392161_1453009515208986_2298020913052_ef74340aef3fafb47b4139fc28bcd281aae25b96.jpg
     
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  5. Jun 4, 2022 at 10:59 AM
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    USMC - Retired

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    USMC - Retired No Better Friend, No Worse Enemy

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    Still younger than me. So...

    Don't treat me Disrespectful Lee! And get off my lawn!
     
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  6. Jun 4, 2022 at 11:19 AM
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    wiljayhi “..ain’t nobody’s business if I do…”

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    Prompt Lee!
     
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  7. Jun 4, 2022 at 11:21 AM
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    wiljayhi

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    wiljayhi “..ain’t nobody’s business if I do…”

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    Do you think this will end anytime soon, he asked, Curious Lee?
     
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  8. Jun 4, 2022 at 11:22 AM
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    USMC - Retired

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    Doubtful Lee...
     
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  9. Jun 4, 2022 at 11:25 AM
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    SRH My horns hold up my halo

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    I certain lee hope not
     
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  10. Jun 4, 2022 at 11:26 AM
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    wiljayhi

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    wiljayhi “..ain’t nobody’s business if I do…”

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    That’s what I was afraid of, laughing Uproarious Lee
     
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    It could go on Indefinite Lee...
     
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  12. Jun 4, 2022 at 11:27 AM
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    Unfortunate Lee
     
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    SRH My horns hold up my halo

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    I would happi lee listen
     
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  14. Jun 4, 2022 at 12:36 PM
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    TheFang No Big Deal

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    A man tried to sell me a coffin today.


    That's the last thing I need.
     
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  15. Jun 4, 2022 at 12:38 PM
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    That might be dead Lee.
     
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  16. Jun 4, 2022 at 4:44 PM
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    I find this whole thing Mild Lee amusing.
     
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  17. Jun 4, 2022 at 5:13 PM
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    Do I need to bring out the big guns? I found this…we are just getting warmed up!

    =====================
    Find all the words in the English language that end with LY.

    There are 3,871 words that end with LY.
     
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  18. Jun 4, 2022 at 5:17 PM
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    I don’t really know what’s going on with all the Lee stuff since I’m new, but I feel like this story fits.

    I had an insurance agent once. His name was Lee. As we got to know each other, he told me Lee was his middle name. So I asked what his first name was.

    Nabor…

    True story.
     
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  19. Jun 4, 2022 at 5:38 PM
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    I used to work at a calendar factory, but I got fired because I took a couple of days off.
     
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  20. Jun 4, 2022 at 5:48 PM
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    :rofl::rofl::rofl:
     
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