Ontario BS Thread

You won’t be able to as the guided trail runs are part of the “camping package” and not for day visitors (from my understanding) Those trails are available for you to drive at any other time, I believe some members done them here before and maybe willing to take you on a private tour if you ask them nicely.

 

Good to know for next year thanks! Just getting my ass into this TW thing LOL after 20 years of toyota addiction guess better late than never!

 

Welcome back! @Sloweburn is here too quiet often

 

Wait? Big Dave? Well fvck that guy twice with a brick...sideways



Might be another Dave, of course...who may also be big...



Precautions , it's all aboot precautions......right?



RIGHT!?!?!!

 

I drove past it a month ago ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Always take precautions....
But never return them. Its like going to Blockbuster before and after they closed

 

Its a good day to hit the trails (when the trailhead looks like this, you know its gonna be fun)


Its a good day when you get mud on your roof


Its a good day when you hardly can see out your windows due to mud


Its also a good day when you change the trucks colour to quicksand


But its a bad day when you fuck up your leg on the trail and have to head to emergency...


But its a good day when you reach emergency and only have to wait 10 minutes to get looked at!


I'll cut my losses and say yesterday was a good day! No one tell my Mom this. she'll freak out...

 

Shit man, glad you were able to make it out and you’re alright. Care to elaborate on what happened?

 

I can walk but thats a story for Ardbeg!

 

Does OHIP cover you there?

 

Oh that looks like fun!

Ouch about the leg, your foot does not look purple so hopefully it's not too bad.
You gotta remember to take your high heels off, when your out on the trails, flatsies are much safer.

Don't worry we won't tell your Mom,,,,, that you got your truck dirty.

But Norilsk has the extended club photographer contract ready for you to sign,

He said something about telling your mom you were wearing dirty underwear when you went to emergemcy, and you hadn't washed behind your ears, if it was not signed off soon.

 

Phew, at first glance I thought you snapped a CV axle. Never mind, nothing to see here!

 

Lol

 

seems there was no issues with it, just gave em all my info and they had done Xrays with no issues.

Hmm...

Using a snapped CV Axle as a split.... i'll keep that in mind for next time

oh, when did you move over to Europe for a trip?
DO TELL!

 

Doc gave me a shot of Whiskey, slapped my knee, and said it aint going anywhere. So it's perfectly fine. Always helpful when a bear shows up and helps you relocate your knee as if he played football for 20 years.

>Flatsies
All i had were crocs on hand, i don't think i could live with myself, but the high heels made my ass look fantastic!

By extended, do you mean that it's like an extension cable that i can continue the contract really far away?

Well the underwear had certain... brown on it, could be the mud, could be not cleaning up after shitting in the woods, could be that i just have brown underwear You'll have to take me to dinner.

 

Well that escalated ... where did this bear suddenly come into the picture
(as designated photographer even if there is a hungry bear after you,
we still expect pics)
(And NO pics of your underwear does not count, nor is it encouraged)

Or did he show up after the Doctor gave you that "magic Whisky"?
And you woke up in a gown with the back hanging open.

Although don't be surprised if you get some DM's about the high heels.

Lesson learned, when you are in an area where large omnivores are present...
make sure you are NOT the one in the group wearing flip flops or crocs.

My vote is to blame the skidded skivvies on the Bear.

Now I gave you a good excuse for you for that part,

it's now up to you to explain why you were swapping underwear with a bear.

Re: Dinner

Sounds like the Bear tried to take you to dinner already,
and you ended up with sore knees,
and the back of your panties soiled....
Didn't you learn the first time?

Stay safe.... and please head the signs that say;

 

Picture of the bear:

But yeah, the Crocs thing is basically the same idea as the 22 Long.



Dinners was Boston Pizza. 10/10 worth checking out the Perogie Pizza. nice mix of spicy potato and cream cheese.


but thanks, i'm safe in the mancave right now. means i can just kick back and relax.

 

That ain’t tacoma!

 

Might not be the right place to throw this sort of thing up like this but im new and what the heck here it goes! June 24/25 week I will be up at Ardbeg with 2 or 3 other trucks for a weekend of camping and some light wheeling if anyone else wants to tag along! Hoping to be up there early on the Friday morn leaving Sunday thats the plan...shoot me a msg if your interested, im located in the Niagara area thanks.

Hope your legs ok bud!

 

Great presentation by @Norilsk and @tacoma16 on Saturday at the OverlandNTH rally. Looks like they must have rehearsed.

 

woo! glad to hear they didn't choke and taint the TEC name
how was the rest of the event? worth going?