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Greg

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Leroy

 

That’s a new one!!

 

We telling drunk fight stories?! Picture this.. Mid January right outside of Detroit Mi 2007ish, snowy and cold! Me and my good buddy Evan, best friend from 2nd grade until that day.. So about 20 year, walking out of a bar I used to bounce at! Totally hammered! I was living walking distance away in some shit apartment complex called “The Downs”. We see a guy walking down the sidewalk and I yell to him “Have a good night!” He works there as a cook after I’d left my employment and he doesn’t know who I am, but I seent him cooking when the owner was showing me around and the new upgraded kitchen! Didn’t expect him too know who I am was, was just trying to wish the dude a good night! For some reason that upset him! (Come to find out he just got shit canned!) anyways he gets all tiffed and 3 more of his buddies come out and he hollers to them and he starts a rumble! One of them knock out my buddy Evan out with one shot and he hits the snow bank and all 4 then jump on me! And I’m practically in the fetal! Evan comes too and slings out a knife and start chasing one of them! I break away and chase Evan down. tackle him inches away from slicing a dude and grab the knife out of his hand in front main door and one of the bouncers (off duty cop) I used to work with. I had a slight slice on my palm from Ev’ knife and then the Cops show up. I plead my case and his and I go home with another friend at the bar that just saw the whole incident but Evan gets hauled off to jail for a DUI cause after I tackled him, I told him to get the fuck gone and he went to his car instead of running to the apartment! That kinda shit happens I guess! He stops talking to me for years, but we finally reconciled! I’ve got a slight scar on my hand where I pulled the knife away, nothing serious! But it will be a night I never forget! On that note, good night!

 

nite @Chunk

 

I am not typing out my stories… would be too much. If I talk text it, might be hard to understand. I’d have a lot of proofreading and corrections to make…. My talk text kinda says what it wants!!

 

I never got kicked out of any bar.

 

Well you just ain’t living life all wrong! Slacker! But even by my account I was just being polite and fucking hell!

 

That's why I went with a condensed version. ..

 

Slacker ......

 

Welp good nite

 

nite

 

Gnite FT

 

Me either.

Shocker, I know.

 

Nite twin!

 

Gnite all….. sweet dreams

 

I only been in one half-ass bar fight. The town I lived in was dry on Sunday so me and my buddy took our wives to a roadhouse just past the Texas state line. We were shooting pool and drinking beer, minding our own business. Of course a couple of drunks came over talking shit and flirting with our women. My buddy, Ted, was an ex-marine and didn’t have much tolerance for idiots. He walked over and put a fist in the face of one of them and the other came after me. We were having a pretty good scuffle until the bartender and bouncer grabbed us and started not-too-gently showing us to the parking lot.
A couple of other times I was just asked to leave and escorted out because I was too drunk.

 

Nite bar brawlers and non-brawlers.

 

Closest thing i got was on my 21st bday i go to bar with friends from work just to celebrate and drink legally..lol. so after couple rounds 3-4 buddies go to the front to get more beer and go to restroom. About this time this little sawed off dude comes talking shit to me for no reason. Im not a tall dude myself @ 5'5" so me saying this dude was like 4'9". So any how he keeps on about why i was talking to his girl etc..im like wtf are you talking about?? So turns out i just had said hello to some random chick and she apparently was his GF...so I havent even got buzz yet and this dude starts his "short man" complex.

So I thought my friends sent this dude to start shit with me on my birthday. Not to mention there was about 6-8 beer bottIes sitting there, any of which i wanted to crack over his head. But i tell the dude man gtfo, im not talking to your gal. He leaves and my friends come back and I tell them what happened. They are like wtf???!! Bout 30 min later the gal comes and apologizes for her BF.

Thats about all the drama ive got