Ontario BS Thread

Ok, just ordered a new set of tires. 48x68s

 

See above, you need to break stuff on a weekly basis to be invited.

 

does breaking my leg not count?????

 

Only if you let @Norilsk do the cutting

 

You have to pass the Slavic bear test first....
And your first attempt, Well,
Seems to have gone outside project parameters.
Better adjust your acceleration and friction coefficients on your TI calculator there.





Notice he is not wearing Crocs...

OR

You can do something that will involve you getting a Sticker, when they are finished.





Wait what! You broke your leg?

This keeps escalating.

How you gonna hide that fact from mom?

" This thing? Oh it's the latest fad up north, All the cool guys are sporting one, helps with cardio too."

 

Invite may have been lost in the mail. Consider yourself lucky since these garage sesh’s are usually just a bunch of crying over broken parts and fixing piles of crap.

 

Nope. Only truck and pride/ego can be broken.

 

Good old k-w
The land of 2 parallel roads crossing 4 times and maybe the shortest on/off ramp combo ever?
Not to mention the already congested 4 lane roads being choked back to 2 lanes with no plan to redirect the flow

don’t even get me started on the LRT
I’m just glad i don’t live there anymore…

 

You can always burn a penis-shaped scar on his leg

 

Lol, That made me think of this soul crushing burn.

 

Any of y'all with level trucks mind checking the ride height front vs rear from ground to frame?

Doesn't have to be super accurate just looking for a baseline to base my rake off of

 

Black Rhino Stadiums in Bronze. 16x8
GoodYear Duratracs 265/75/16

I love the look. And now I'm ready for those darn Mall curbs !

 

Stock, my rear was 3/4" higher.

 

Ahhh bronze! Yes more bronze!
Looks great!

 

Price drop $275, that's a steal

 

Life hack that no salesman wants you to know!
Turn your Matte Blacks to Bronze and just go through clay mud!



And this natural Bronzing agent

 

Are you suggesting to trace the outline of your johnson with a MIG torch? Spool gun around the spooge gun?

 

Damn that looks like fun!

 

Careful with what you offer now a days, people are into some kink stuff.

(And..... are you busy around 7 tomorrow? I'll bring extra wire in case you need it, not that I'm braggin')

 

Might be real crusty. Better pack the the flux core.