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The human centipede giveaway

Discussion in '3rd Gen. Tacomas (2016-2023)' started by slowlane, Jun 19, 2019.

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  1. Jun 8, 2022 at 4:50 PM
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    Kheiron

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    Kheiron @Koditten Pirate Radio member #003

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    “Here’s your tracking number”
    *throws in trash*
     
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  2. Jun 8, 2022 at 4:54 PM
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    Chunk

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    Chunk I smell Ice Cream!

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    :anonymous::anonymous::anonymous:
     
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  3. Jun 8, 2022 at 4:58 PM
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    Kheiron

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    Kheiron @Koditten Pirate Radio member #003

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    Hugs are not covered by USPS insurance.
     
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  4. Jun 8, 2022 at 5:03 PM
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    Chunk

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    Chunk I smell Ice Cream!

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    Condolences?
     
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  5. Jun 9, 2022 at 7:52 PM
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    USMC - Retired

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    USMC - Retired No Better Friend, No Worse Enemy

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    USMC - Retired, Jun 9, 2022
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  6. Jun 11, 2022 at 5:53 PM
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    SpyGoat

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    SpyGoat I miss you Hobbs

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    A bunch..and no build thread!
    Just got back from a mini vacation...just got my box...post coming soon.
     
    SpyGoat, Jun 11, 2022
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  7. Jun 11, 2022 at 6:33 PM
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    slowlane

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    slowlane [OP] Well-Known Member

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    My guess its a pile mexican dinner diarrhea with whole street corn kernels.
     
    slowlane, Jun 11, 2022
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  8. Jun 11, 2022 at 6:39 PM
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    Rock Lobster

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    Rock Lobster Thread Derailer

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    Don't care what it does. I can't turn down a good elote.


     
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  9. Jun 11, 2022 at 7:13 PM
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    SpyGoat

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    SpyGoat I miss you Hobbs

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    A bunch..and no build thread!
    Woah...this box had some good shit in it. Not only did I get emailed a $50 Amazon gift card, but I also got the following:
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    Let's break it down...

    Tit...who does not want a shiny rock that says "tit" on it?
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    Meso Ultimate Brake Light? yes, please! I ordered 5 KC Cyclone V2's for this bad boy...
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    A fucking chicken wing key chain? Jesus man, have you been inside my dreams?
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    Motiv X Tools oil filter housing wrench? I just got a chubby..
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    Ruger California compliant firearms security device (it's a padlock, let's not church it up here)..wonder if this will fit my HK 416D? It has a habit of running off half cocked (get it? Half cocked?)
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    RCBS .308 reloading die set? Maybe I should load my own for the Savage 110 Elite Precision?
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    Not to mention the gunshot wound packing, "Junior Flight Crew" stickers, switches and Dremel bit, I think I won this one!
     
    SpyGoat, Jun 11, 2022
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  10. Jun 11, 2022 at 7:22 PM
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    slowlane

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    What flavor stain did you get?

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  11. Jun 11, 2022 at 7:23 PM
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    slowlane

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    @Kheiron does not disappoint....and this dude knows how to ffuuuuuccckkkk
     
    slowlane, Jun 11, 2022
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  12. Jun 13, 2022 at 3:44 AM
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    NoOne

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    NoOne El Taco Guapo

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    2018 SR5 - (Sold) 2018 OR - RIPieces 2022 OR - BluCrush
    Been there… if ya need advice or have Qs.
    Butt plug, we heard you like that…
    Good, it should fit the hole in this sex toy…
    Padlock yer balls. That “gun” needs a safety!
    It’s for your loads… you’ve been shooting blanks.
    Syphilis? Gonorrhea? Chlamydia? ….Yes, you won!

    @Kheiron - :thumbsup: :cheers: :hattip: :bowdown:
     
    NoOne, Jun 13, 2022
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  13. Jun 13, 2022 at 11:07 AM
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    SpyGoat

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    SpyGoat I miss you Hobbs

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    Light walnut
     
    SpyGoat, Jun 13, 2022
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  14. Jun 13, 2022 at 11:21 AM
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    SpyGoat

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    SpyGoat I miss you Hobbs

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    PM sent!
     
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  15. Jun 13, 2022 at 3:33 PM
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    Rock Lobster

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    Rock Lobster Thread Derailer

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    Fiancee as soon as I get home: "hey. Whatever party you and your Amazon dildo box are planning, leave me out. You're partying alone tonight."

    Fine. More for me then.

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    Let's rip into it.


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    Suspicious dog biscuits - check...







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    Lace lingerie, 7XL. Sweet. I haven't seen a pair like that since my time in the peace corps.




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    Window scraper: awesome. This really helped me open the box.




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    Rainbow Dash: Rubi says fuck it, I'm out too.




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    Various sundries: I could use a good gummy after the Monday I had.




    Now there's one cardboard tube to open and oh, fuuuuck you!!

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    A fucking confetti bomb?

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    You made me vacuum the house on a Monday night!?

    :mad::mad::mad:





    Congrats @BlackPearl on finally capturing the centipede spirit after 6 rounds of pussyfooting. Well played.
     
    Rock Lobster, Jun 13, 2022
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  16. Jun 13, 2022 at 6:38 PM
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    slowlane

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    It's pretty tough wiping sperm off your beard...or so I heard.
     
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  17. Jun 13, 2022 at 6:46 PM
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    Rock Lobster

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    No worse than noodle soup. Which is sad, I love Pho. I just can't eat it.

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  18. Jun 13, 2022 at 8:14 PM
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    BlackPearl

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    BlackPearl Well-Known Member

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    3” lift. Sway a ways 2.5 on 285 75 16 and much more
    Haha got ya!! LOL:rofl:you should have seen me dropping off this box. When I got to the ups store there was one person in front of me. by the time I was up we had a line of 10 people. Got lots of looks.
    Well, it was worth it. :thumbsup:
     
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  19. Jun 13, 2022 at 8:27 PM
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    NoOne

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    NoOne El Taco Guapo

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    Don’t lie, this isn’t the first bag of dicks you’ve eaten…
     
    NoOne, Jun 13, 2022
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  20. Jun 14, 2022 at 6:30 AM
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    rimfire7

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    rimfire7 I'm here for the tacos

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    At least you are ready for that gun shot wound. EXTRA!
     
    rimfire7, Jun 14, 2022
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