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Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by pinktaco808, Jun 30, 2020.

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  1. Jun 16, 2022 at 5:56 AM
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    241240

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    Sat my fat rear end in it.
    I can't figure this conversation out. I feel like I'm in a land of confusion over it.
     
    241240, Jun 16, 2022
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  2. Jun 16, 2022 at 6:06 AM
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    Pablo8 Here!

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    Pablo8, Jun 16, 2022
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  3. Jun 16, 2022 at 6:23 AM
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    imjustabill1970

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    imjustabill1970 Twitter: imjustabill1970

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    I'm glad that you all appreciated my joke, but really people, I don't care anymore. Are you listening? I don't care, what you say...we never played by the same rules anyway.
     
    Last edited: Jun 16, 2022
    imjustabill1970, Jun 16, 2022
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  4. Jun 16, 2022 at 6:50 AM
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    Tiny's Taco

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    That's a horrible idea. What time?
    Sad, but it's true, girl every fool's got to learn he's got nothing to lose playin' by the rules
     
    Tiny's Taco, Jun 16, 2022
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  5. Jun 16, 2022 at 7:01 AM
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    Tiny's Taco

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    Tiny's Taco The Wanderer

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    That's a horrible idea. What time?
    By product of this fun - Michael McDonald playlist. Work is much better this morning. :thumbsup:
     
    Tiny's Taco, Jun 16, 2022
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  6. Jun 16, 2022 at 7:30 AM
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    mic_sierra

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    mic_sierra Toshiba HDDVD is the future

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    Take a look at [you] now.
     
    mic_sierra, Jun 16, 2022
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  7. Jun 16, 2022 at 8:35 AM
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    Remember when...
    ...that one long night Tony Orlando went missing?
    They searched everywhere, high & low, for hours, well... ALL night, really.
    Turned out okay though.

    They eventually found him at the Crack Of Dawn.
     
    TartanEagle, Jun 16, 2022
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  8. Jun 16, 2022 at 8:42 AM
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    TexasTacoLT

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    Why do ducks have tail feathers?

    To cover their buttquacks!
     
    TexasTacoLT, Jun 16, 2022
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  9. Jun 16, 2022 at 9:35 PM
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    Two guys walk into a bar.


    The third one ducks.
     
    Colorado Truck, Jun 16, 2022
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  10. Jun 17, 2022 at 3:00 AM
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    Tiny's Taco

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    That's a horrible idea. What time?
    How do you keep someone in suspense?








    I'll tell ya tomorrow.
     
    Tiny's Taco, Jun 17, 2022
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  11. Jun 17, 2022 at 6:22 AM
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    Yesterday, a fortune teller told me that in 10 to 15 years, I would suffer a pretty bad loss with the most terrible heartbreak any man has ever faced. It was pretty upsetting news, so to cheer myself up...I adopted a puppy. Never been happier.
     
    imjustabill1970, Jun 17, 2022
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  12. Jun 17, 2022 at 6:57 AM
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    [​IMG]
     
    TexasTacoLT, Jun 17, 2022
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  13. Jun 17, 2022 at 10:10 PM
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    MSN88longbed Sporty Shorty

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    OMG. That's awful.
    My dog agrees btw
     
    MSN88longbed, Jun 17, 2022
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  14. Jun 18, 2022 at 3:44 AM
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    Against All Odds, I will Suspenseful Lee wait
     
    Beaner Taco, Jun 18, 2022
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  15. Jun 18, 2022 at 4:02 AM
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    Tiny's Taco

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    That's a horrible idea. What time?
    :hattip:
     
    Tiny's Taco, Jun 18, 2022
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  16. Jun 18, 2022 at 7:32 AM
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    imjustabill1970

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    imjustabill1970 Twitter: imjustabill1970

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    My wife threatened to leave me because of my “filthy and disgusting habits.” I was so shocked I nearly choked on my toenails.
     
    imjustabill1970, Jun 18, 2022
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  17. Jun 18, 2022 at 7:39 AM
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    That made me laugh so hard, I had to take my finger out of my nose.
     
    Spare Parts, Jun 18, 2022
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  18. Jun 18, 2022 at 10:04 AM
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    Dude, your new blinds are crooked! Who installed them?!?

    The Blind man.
     
    RdRunr, Jun 18, 2022
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  19. Jun 18, 2022 at 8:15 PM
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    Yay!! It’s almost Daddy’s Day! Time for acceptable Dad’s Jokes, so here it goes…

    What did the left eye say to the right eye?

    Between us, something smells.
     
    DPTacomaGuy, Jun 18, 2022
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  20. Jun 19, 2022 at 9:54 AM
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    wiljayhi “nobody’s business if I do…”

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    I wasn’t listening, so I’m going to smile, nod and hope for the best!
     
    wiljayhi, Jun 19, 2022
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