Ontario BS Thread

Polestar or bust



Volvo has some *really* slick looking cars

 

Kewl

 

Yes I am! Haven’t been keeping up with the group chat. What did I miss?

 

Our first date spot for the seat covers

 

Milwaukee has carbide tip Sawzall blades... Will make very short work of cutting through the bolts

 

someone's got a new kickass shop and someone else is going to do some work on someone's truck and the first someone dose not provide food and volvo's are cool and un cool at the same time. there your all caught up. oh and someone is still up in AK... there now your all caught up

 

Actually we met before, Niagara on the Lake for the car ramps…

 

Early 2000s Volvo ain’t bad either. Especially when you can make 350whp on stock internals

 

This is the only real Volvo worth talking, anything after is meh

 

Oh my God did I forget our anniversary....

 

Ya can’t find a brick as cheap as I found this P2 s60 :/

 

As teenagers we used to buy baffed out volvos, skodas and VW's for a couple hundred bucks then take them upto to the clay pits.

Volvo's and Skodas were tough to kill, generally the engine was still somewhat working but no chance of moving the car.

The air cooled skodas, only time we ever killed the engine in one of those is when the engine compartment was so full of mud it basically baked into a brick.

Those are some of the few cars that could still drive away from a total loss accident.

 

I distinctly remember a top gear episode where Jeremy slammed his into a brick wall and drove it away.

 

Lol we drove a lada off of a 15-20' cliff by accident (hidden by bush) glanced off a tree in mid air that got it to spin around axially,

Fortunately...

There was this big boulder that stopped our forward momentum cold,

before we hit the ground.

We would have landed on all four wheels...

Except the car was bent in this V shape and the back of the drivetrain was pushed out the bottom and also into the dash.

Front end and Rad was obliterated,

and so would have been us if we were not wearing seatbelts and helmets lol. Looked like I had road rash on my neck and shoulder from the seatbelt.

Steam and smoke everywhere and we are all stunned trying to crawl out side windows that are much smaller now.

Engine was still running though.
Not well,
but running.

Made a mental note to ourselves not to follow that trail again!
And off we went looking for junk and free cars in the triad again.

 

Just got my replacement front grill.
Came with raptor lights (meh) ill hook em up to see what there like and if I even like them....
Came with zero instructions...where is everyone hooking them up to?

 

Depends when you want them lit. Can have seperate switch but I imagine most do drl fuse

 

I would prefer they come on with the headlights ...I don't know if I even want them.
Lol.

 

Every time I see the “I wanna be raptor bois” it makes me cringe, please don’t

 

Yep thats all it took.
No Raptor lights.