1st Gen Lunchtable Thread - General Discussion

They gouged out their eyeballs after being exposed to @Kwikvette 's puns

 

There’s some jbas on KSL but the dude won’t ship

 

But does he include the Jesus DVD?

 

Book of Mormon

 

"If I can make myself feel as manly as possible it will fill the hole in my heart" starter pack

 

"BORN TO DIE / WORLD IS A FUCK"

 

Replace cig with vape.

 

I submit that it could also be titled:

“I’m sorry about my small penis, and now you will be too.”

 

"Hey brother, you got any spare juul pods? My last Strawberry-daiquiri pod just bit the dust and QT is closed til 4:30 am. I got a couple beers in the Yeti for ya if you do"

 

But these dudes aren't sorry, they laugh about it and how they owned the "pussies" who comment on it in any way

 

hahahaha art

 

Some dick in a pickup dinged my door today but I can't prove it. I came out of the store and his door was wide the fuck open to the point where if i'd have backed up without waiting I would have hit it with my mirror.

 

You ever notice for how many half in the grave folks there are in AZ the parking lots and spots are all really tiny in the PHX metro area?

 

Yea... and I'm in AJ where 80% of the pop are rocking handicap plates
This was a QT parking lot in Mesa where the parking spaces are 175% the size of a truck, yet people still park over the lines. .... this wasn't the problem this time
I'm still big mad though.

 

Lol I was so close to AJ, I went there for auto parts stores and crap... it's all just abject poverty and old folks homes... there's like no middle ground. It's one of those places where you're fucked no matter where you park, either the person parking next to you is in a shitbox and doesn't care or they're so old they cannot see.

 

Yep, pretty much.
On the bright side that means less Californians.

 

Stealing this.

 

They make pretty good clay pigeons if you're running low