Hockey Trash Talk & BS thread

My buddy who has lived in Denver for the last 10 years moved their from Florida is a huge bolts fan. He went to the game last night and wore his bolts jersey. I asked him if he brought his spare Avalanche jersey halfway through

 

Avs stomped a mudhole in their asses and then they stomped in dry. Awesome.

 

Camping sounds like a great idea. I think I'll head up your way, it's too hot for camping down here. Guess I'll have to watch the avs crash and burn.

 

He doesn't look himself yet, which I guess is to be expected. The need to win Gm3. I think if they win this game then they are right back in it. But I can't imagine that they come back, if they go down 3. Colorado has taken it to them and I honestly didn't think that would happen. But I've been wrong about everything this season, so why change now, right? Lol.

 

Yep, tonight’s game is huge.

 

Coveted KHL free agant , Andrei Kuzmenko , to sign with the Vancouver Canucks

https://www.sportsnet.ca/nhl/top-khl-forward-andrei-kuzmenko-set-to-sign-with-canucks/sn-amp/

 

Just tuned in after watching Braves beat the Giants. Looks like TB finally opened up that can of WhoopAzz.

 

Losing

 

Better start planning the riot now.

 

Fights breaking out at a hockey game. Unheard of.

Vasalectomy did a good job protecting his house, the only goals scored against him were PPG’s.

 

I can't stand Kucherov , such a bitch .

My Nordiques in 4-1 series win will do just fine

 

Bold prediction!

Tampa in 6 maybe 7.

 

Avs played poorly last night. Multiple errors turned into goals and full props to Tampa for taking advantage of the opportunities. No one is in trouble in a 7 game series until they lose on home ice. No doubt we have a goal tending challenge. Tampa's is as good as they get and ours are a bit better than average. Avs must play excellent defense in front of the cage or...last night happens. Weds should be fun.

 

What did I miss?

 

Matthews won the Ted Lindsay and Hart. Lots of folks raging on the social media because McDavid will have to wait a year for his fourth Hart.

 

Ahh....I don't get excited about such things. The 'deciders' of those awards, have such a massive hardon for TO, and Eastern Players in general.. that I don't even begin to get my hopes up..

McDavid will just have to cry himself to sleep tonight, on his mountain of money.

 

This stuff is good! Kept hearing about it on the Spittin chicklets podcast and finally got some.