Still think TITNC3: Return of the Iceberg was peak

I just know somehow this discussion is going to lead to r/buttsharpies

 

It weighs 13k lbs. I can't even tow it lol. It's happy up in WA with the rest of the family boat fleet

 

Better payload than a shortbed.

 

DCLB masterrace (until you have to go over anything offroad and your truck guts scrape on the berm)

 

Hey, I'm in a shortbed. Better breakover angle and enough payload for the fat kid. What else you need?

 

ACLB gang. Same break over as DCSB without being a glorified mini van.

 

A sturdy vessel, a map of the reefs, and a fair sea with a following wind, arr

 

I needed the taliban tan paint though and I only found one in 3 years of keeping an eye out and it was a DC. Desert camo is S tier

 

I tried an AC first, but both sidebitches complained the whole time they were in that back "seat".

 

That's why there's a truck bed in the back. No need to listen to that unsolicited nonsense.

 

Then the fat kid complained.

 

Every boat needs a good anchor

 

Where the fuck are the west coast investors at? Hello, California, tech bros? You got money. All my stonk friends go to bed at 8pm pst

 

They are just counting on the apple and google stock they get in their compensation packages

 

-30% YTD rip tech bros

 

GTFO with that common sense stuff.

Regards,
The Gov.

 

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I answered the question in a follow-up comment. I offloaded it to my dad

 

I'm shopping for symphonies to perform the soundtrack to my "I told you so" opera. East Coast has all the good ones, but some of the CA and WA groups are not to be overlooked.