Roast my Tacoma! (2nd gen edition)

I'm not even sure this gets any action Mall Crawling let alone dirt, i'm pretty sure he'd drag those steps across the speed bumps at the mall they're so low, i need some eye bleach after looking at this squirrel nest of an abomination.

 

There's a lot of gender confusion going on with this truck. It's labeled "TRD OffRoad" on the bed, but has a "TRD Pro" sticker across the front windshield. Then you have the dropped side steps that were dropped so low a midget could use them with ease.

This is one of those trucks that was driven through a Pep Boys and the owner slapped every chrome accessory on it that he could find, and afford. Shit, he probably couldn't afford them and financed them with his in-store Pep Boys CC @ 29.99% interest rate!

 

Just found this thread but I'm here for it.

 

Jumping in. Show me what’s what.

 

I see you’re the guy bringing home values down good job.

 

The wiener dog of trucks.

 

You’re editing marks on the pics have as much overspray as the rims. You seem not to put much effort into life and your truck reflects that.

 

Please tell me this ain’t your truck.
It’s like a south armerican drug lord met the dukes of hazard boys and had a inbred coke induced love child.

 

Not too much to roast, but at what speed dose your cat fly off?

 

Stubby McFarland has joined the chat. Your auntie tell you you're a big boy with that, erm... Dork? You don't seem like you have much to show anyone "whats what" least of all your three times divorced high school gym teacher. I'd say you can do better, but the U-Haul reflected in your window showing you getting kicked out of your step grandma's house (after bringing home the gym teacher) tells us otherwise. Hey know what can hold more than a stubby with a bed cap? Literally anything with wheels. A fucking reliant robin can hold more. Give your balls a tug, they're so tiny this puny rat *might* be able to tow them.

 

When I first got this truck the front mud flaps would scrub going over speed bumpers

 

^ I just placed my order on eeBay for more decals.

The Tacoma version of the "short bus" for well, you know.

 

Ugh, that’s spot on. The wiener truck, who wants to drive that.
Looks almost exactly like my truck.











Wait…

 

Have at it. But bad-mouth my dog and I'll cut you.

 

the dog would probably rather walk than be seen in that thing.

 

Mmrrmm...: Good Dog !!!

 

Even in the photo you can tell the dog doesn't even wanna be seen next to it as it was trying to turn and run away before the photo was snapped.

 

I'll play.

 

All that time and money to fit those baby tires