Roast my Tacoma! (2nd gen edition)

I sure hope that's not a stock length setup with those grody wide fenders

 

Now we are talking. Keep it coming.

 

It's a good thing you have a winch so you can self-recover when those untrimmed longer U bolts get stuck on a patch of unmowed grass.

50 shades of gray/black/colorblind going on there.

If a truck was that girl in high school who constantly poses for 'Gram selfies but then you find out she is a gymnast which makes it bearable for a little while at least.

 

Y'all gonna post any truck photos or what? All these Barbie and Ken promo shots.... Yeesh

 

All black, very original setup

 

Can y'all roast me again?

 

You live in one of the driest states in the US and still felt the need to put a snorkel on. Between that and the amber lights on the grille I can’t decide which one screams “pavement princess” louder.

 

With that trailer attached it looks like a dog scratching it’s ass on the carpet.

 

She did cause I just watched the documentary on a hub site. His aunt's a very loving lady and seems VERY family oriented.

 

It looks like you started a family and never wound up becoming a fireman, but backing into the garage like that and using your imagination sure helps.

Maybe mount a spare lightbar to your ceiling and wire it to come on when you open the garage door. Your kids will love it.

Also: the carrying handle went away years ago, but it looks like you love your daddies AR so much you opted to copy it with your truck.

ETA: The second pic is swell, but I can't tell if you're dressing up as a Forest Service Ranger or Game Warden. Regardless Halloween is in October.

 

First of all, no kids or starting family cause I'm still a kid as some would say. Second I don't understand the carrying handle reference was it supposed to roast my OEM roof rack? Then I definitely don't understand the Forest Service part, do they mud ride 4wheelers also?

 

Exactly the look I'm going for, to make people on TW mad cause my truck isn't raked 3 inches higher in the rear. Actually thinking about raising the front up more so I can look like that unloaded.

 

I liked this one.

 

Dang man those are fire, you gotta post them on IG later. Don't forget the hashtags #GatedCommunity and #CountryClubLifestyle . And for Pete sakes please add more stickers, don't you know they make your spacer lift flex better?

 

Woah woah woah, getting kinda personal there. Also definitely don’t have a spacer lift bro, Bilstein 6112s and 5160s.

 

Like the wispy neck beard and Stetson Aussie hat poster thought this "truck" would add to his compliment of what makes him a man. Perhaps a howling wolf t-shirt and affinity for cold brew coffee will help the damsels soon his way.

In realty poster couldn't put the bong down long enough to join the navy like Mom and Dad (where they met), or maybe he just couldn't get the swimming thing down but he still gets to needle gun the rust just like his brother who is a DC (they're like the firefighters of the Navy), spending hours a week on his knees getting down to make her the best she can be.

Anchors Aweigh good buddy.

 

Owner clearly has no concept of operating a vehicle on the street or anywhere other than sand dunes. Will regert the lack of protection when a baseball bounces into the street then up about 18" taking out the condenser and radiator. Owner will puff out his chest and be confident he can get home about the time the engine starts making noises indicating a swap is on the horizon.

TLDR: owner's put more effort into the ass end with look at me antennas and a haas than to the most impact prone portion of his truck. Regerts coming.

In before HOA complaints regarding the ball hitch at Karen shin height.

 

Hey, ease up there. That's HDMOTT's window sticker mentor you're talking about there.