Whatever

rando venison steaks, for @StayinStock, as I/we all know how much he likes it grillt..

 

It’s about dry now !

 

@G8R_Taco I thought OP meant Original Pope?

 

Maybe not tryin’ hard enough.
We got faith you can do it.

 

I'm so glad I got Red Mud Hobbs on my side!

 

# III

Spoiler

 

Nobody called me today! Nobody!!

I'd stick my face in that and blow!!

Let's see it.....

 

A man gets onto a city bus and sees an attractive nun. Wanting to have sex with her, he goes up and asks, "Will you have sex with me?"

"Of course not!" the nun said and got off the bus.

Before the depressed man left the bus, the bus driver stops him and says, "I know how you can screw her: On Sundays, she prays at the local cemetery. While she is praying, dress as God and she'll have sex with you. Put on a mask, robes, and a lot of glitter."

That Sunday, the man takes the advice, gets into the costume and hides behind a gravestone. Shortly, the nun appears and prays.

The man pops out from the gravestone and declares, "I am God, and I command you to have sex with me."

The nun replies, "Okay, but only if we have anal sex."

So they have anal sex.

After sex the man rips off his mask and laughs, I'm not God! I'm that man from the bus! Ha!"

Immediately the nun rips off her mask and says "Ha! I'm the bus driver!"

 

Jalapeño popper grilled cheese. I used ham, put bacon on hubbs.

@My Name is Rahl @JaCado
You fellas as shocked as I am?

 

I know I felt like it!!!!

 

Lit.

 

Good job!!

 

Random master bedroom at kid's house


Random master bath


Random master

 

Kids got a unruly lookin room mate dair!
Looks like trouble!!

 

Whatcha cookin?

 

Always wondered where crop circles came from.