Whatever

I'm not sure exactly what it means but judging by how your responding it's not PG

 

Precisely

 

I still have nightmares

 

No & Yes

 

I’ll tell you a story and tuck you in buddy!
‘It’s going to be OK…’
And I was tempering the shit that goes through my head to make it more digestible for public consumption!
Nice and normal? Booooorrrrriiinnngggg!! Hard pass

 

Wheeler Peak. The highest point in New Mexico at 13,161 ft

 

Installing new AC equipment for a large church. I’m up in the bell tower, and sooooooo wanna ring this bell.

 

You going to climb it?

 

Pretend to trip and grab the rope!

 

What are you? A chicken? Pull that muffukker and don’t stop till they tell you to.

 

Since the poll has, for better or worse, been unequivocally in one direction. I will be posting a quirky and perverted pole shortly.

 

Woo Hoo!!

 

And laugh like a madman the whole time. Maybe they’ll be afraid to tell you to stop.

 

Or you can sing this while you’re doing it.

 

New pole, and I once again have the first vote.

 

This poll sucks. What if you already have a horse sized dildo?

 

3rd vote!