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The Chinese banking issues actually seem reminiscent of the S&L scandals plaguing the U.S. in the 80's where the farm loans were issued to nonexistent farms, embezzled and then defaulted...There was an "organized crime" element embezzling money (with or without govt turning a blind eye) for years and now there's no $$$ actually left in the banks. They froze the banks from allowing withdrawals so essentially you're not broke...you just can't have your money...
WEeeeeeeee
https://www.scmp.com/economy/china-...ash-crisis-culprit-named-police-said-have-run

 

Here's your story you'd never hear about around here...
Crime syndicate sets up a complete fake cricket league to fool gamblers in Russia...
AMAZING
https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-india-62123966

 

GME market place has inauspiciously launched. Reddit of course immediately crashed it.

nft.gamestop.com/explore

 

Sounds like a quality marketplace and well prepared

 

They launched it at 4:20 for the memez

 

alrighty. Im a total noob at smoking meat...lets see how they turn out. Check back in a 8:45ish mst to see the results

 

Did you peal the membrane off the back?
Most important prep step

 

ya. the internet told me to

 

Worst case you fuck it up and dry it out, Just throw it in a crockpot to soften it up and shred it to use for tacos/quesadillas/whatever the hell you can think to put shredded meat in. My dad did that the last time he tried to smoke some brisket. He hasn't smoked anything since.

 

thats how its gone before lol. im spritzing it with some apple juice once an hour for the first 3 hours to try and keep it a bit moist. then putting it in some tin foil for the 4th and 5th hour. I am determined to figure this out

 

So Elon has decided that not buying Twitter and getting sued/settling will be cheaper than buying @ $54/share?

 

It's definitely the more entertaining and newsworthy option, so I'd say it falls right in line with how we all thought this was going to go

 

Anybody got a spare $7m?

 

He never was going to. It was all just a plan so he could sell tesla at the top without it tanking like it should have. He loses a couple billion out of tens of billions and no hit on his reputation or any additions to his many manipulation cases and it's still a good deal for him

 

How do i get it when it costs $7 not 7 milly

I wanna be rich in imaginary online pixel currency

 

I will soon

 

I do, as a matter of fact, have seven monopoly dollars lying around.

 

That would be a shit ton of Monopoly money

 

Guess I should start filling out that employment application. I talked to HR today and the position is open. I also found out the details of the job, such as starting salary, will be finalized through the Building Dept and not HR. Meaning I can probably get a bump to level 2 right out the gate. It will be a tough decision to make if I get the offer but I'm going to at least go through the interview process.

As far as the market goes. Yeah, it's gonna keep going down unless CPI, PPI both drop drastically which they won't and earnings are off the charts which they won't be.

 

Whoops