Whatever

I tell my wife that in Europe they only bathe once a week and don't use deodorant. She wants me to move to Europe.

 

So that's where I left those, my bad...

 

You'll also notice his clean up towel and the bottle of change that someone threw at him to get him to stop. Pretty sure he just scared them, but starting to think it could be a nice little side hustle.

 

Tim Curry pulled it off better...

 

I’ll give the traps a few more days. If they don’t work I’ll use the poison. I can’t bring myself to have any animosity towards the little shits.

 

I stand corrected...

 

I was running across a grassy median on a 4 lane road once and saw a dildo. I left it for the next guy.

 

there is way too much obscenity going on there to pick out all of it. To be honest, I think it starts and ends with whatever those things are on the floor

 

Yeah. I do that once in awhile. Mostly just eggs because I love eggs and they are quick and easy. I make a mean microwave omelette

 

I just microwaved a steak for lunch....

 

Wut? Maybe I found them today!

The next guy here. Thank.you

 

Yea that's one thing you don't use used...

 

Let’s do the timewarp again!

 

Uh oh... you don't?

 

Yikes! Let’s not go there! Not again!

 

I mean if it's amongst partners or friends that might be OK. Most are dishwasher safe and can be sanitized in there.

 

In my defense it was cooked on the grill last night