Ontario BS Thread

You realize if you get stuck, and she has to pull you out...

The peanut gallery is going to be jabbering for days!

At least now we will be able to use this line;
" Yeah well, Maverick's mom wheels better than you!"

 

She’s pulled me out before, it’s not her first rodeo she’s a better driver than me. A

 

Well technically,
all biological moms, have pulled their kid out, at least once!

should I say it.... ah wth.

Evidence would suggest (because we are talking to you)
that your Dad,
is not as good at,
pulling things out.

Hey hey hey, it's the peanut gallery's job, to be telling you,
that she is a better driver.
Lets follow SOOP (standard order of operations).
Don't want our tormenting getting all unorganized and messy you know.
Years of tradition and training go into preparing a proper roast.

Now sit still, while Norilsk gets the baster, and Peter gets the Pan.

You would you make the cake for your gender reveal party in the shape of a bra? No.

Besides can you imaging how much money we could have made if I was saying to people "Bet you $5, Maverick's mom out wheels ya!"
We could have both got a LT suspension and 37" tires.

Oh btw be careful with the term "Rodeo" when talking about women, and especially your mom.
Because I guess, no one ever told you about the phrase: "Rodeo Sex", the urban dictionary version is more PC than my version... but gets the point across. Lol

(me waiting while you guys google that one)

 

Bravo sir

 

I regret having eyes today.

 

It’s usually the same as that 3 digit number on the back of the card. Won’t give me anything without it.

 

But tell me that the next time you see a cowboy hat, you don't break out in a grin and say "Yeeee Haaa, ride 'em" in your head.

 

4WP500

10% off. Good for $133 off the sliders.

 

Ugh, now you got me pondering

 

Am I saving you money or costing you money?

 

Yes

 

That’s what I told the phone co. “I can’t afford to save anymore”.

 

Can you PM me that past number...I found it but wanna make sure it's same as same as...yanno

Cuz you smart and shit

Luv, me

 

Huh?

 

Luls, the 4wp sliders link...do I have to all the hard work meself? Geez.

When you MI bound?

 

Just go kill 2 birds with 1 stone;
https://www.tacomaworld.com/threads...vehicle-area-2022.634050/page-5#post-27366116

 

Well...


BECAUSE!!!!!

 

F

 

Oh god they have financing options. This isn’t gonna be good for me