Colorado B.S. Thread

"Current Colorado members" not you fuckers moving here tomorrow.

 

Just quoting in case this post disappears later.

 

I'll stand behind it!

 

I run sets of 5 matching including rims… you promise me 5 and I’ll wish you luck.

 

I also run sets of five but I'd be willing to cover the fifth myself

 

Wish me luck so I win and this might happen.
After taxes it's only like 400 million. But I might be able to pull it off.

 

As a former smoker, I always figured smoking was the real tax on stupid.

 

Can't lose if you don't play

 

I'll have to talk to my accountant on how to do this, but I'm not paying taxes on the tires. Still gotta win the full amount. Smaller winnings do not apply. That shit is mine.

 

Really? A loss of $3 is gonna break the bank?

 

Listen Mr high roller truck fridge guy.
Not all of us can afford your lifestyle.

 

You could if you bought the cheap stuff with high ratings like I do!

 

Well, even if you win, I won't think less of you.
In fact, I'll still pull you out when you get stuck in your g-wagon.

 

Forget the lottery.
You sir, have already won.

 

Charitable donation. Tires for Tots. The Tots are old Toyotas.

I've always wanted to see a G-Wagon out in the wilderness with dirt on it. They look like they'd do well. Assuming you put proper wheels and tires on, of course.

 

The Old Toyotas.

 

Hopefully you packed a 30 roll of toilet paper to compliment your nutrition on your endeavor

 

Oh no. What have I done.

 

Block that channel.

 

were the numbers drawn at 9pm? if so i may have already won! I'll have to check in the afternoon tomorrow.