1st Gen Lunchtable Thread - General Discussion

Kinda reminds me of this dog. He knew right away that he fucked up big time.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1tgAy9ffr6g

 

LOL

dog is like "oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck OH FUCK OH FUCK"

 

I actually posted the wrong video. There are like 5. One showed the dog and the gorilla having a stare down from like 15 feet away. He is scared as shit. lol

 

just made me think of this

https://youtu.be/Rs7u2TTPXFE?t=29

 

oh man he Frisbeed that guy


did feel bad for it at the end when he tried to escape though

 

Damn, that is fucked up. Chimpanzees are fuckers! I hate those things.

 

I feel like they know they'll only have to pay out for 3 or 4 months before the person dies of diabetes or heart disease

 

He's lucky hes alive haha

 

Yeah they don't mess around. Plus they're so insanely strong. How often do you feel bad for a raccoon

 

Dude, im gonna say it ended cause he was def slaughtered.

 

3,500!?
Nope

 

I know right, at first I was like sign me the hell up...but 3,500 pieces of candy a month will leave me looking like that balloon girl from Willy Wonka

 

Some good old fashioned diabetic kidney failure as your bonus

 

Probably happen faster than the tooth decay

 

How is that even legal? Its like, we are gonna pay you to basically kill your body. I don't understand why we are conditioned to think its ok to pound alcohol, eat fast food and sit around and do shit. unbiased. I pound beer.

 

Yeah you won't even be worried about your teeth by then. That's over 100 pieces of candy daily.

 

I mean people get paid to participate in untested drug trials all the time, basically signing a waiver that says if this kills you its not our fault lol.

 

the unsung heroes of modern pharmacology

 

I know! Thats bullshit too. Humans survived a long time without pharmaceuticals. Now, its like, we can't survive without. We are going down the tubes. Im starting to feel less bad for that raccoon right now. He could be a human.

 

yeah that's a whole other topic I could go down a rabbit hole on. The thing that grinds my gears the most is how commercialized it all is. The fact that pharmaceutical companies are allowed to advertise their shit like it's a soda commercial just blows my mind. But it's a billion dollar industry so of course it's OK