Whatever

Absolutely not. None of us have high enough clearance for that

 

morning whatever's

 

10 am?!

 

still the morning

 

Nor enough interest

 

So, it’s National Tell A Joke Day. Therefore I cannot be held responsible for my posts from now to midnight. Mountain time

Speaking of which…What do you call a musician that breaks up with his girlfriend?

Homeless

 

If you’re experiencing joint pain, you probably shouldn’t be holding the lit end

 

this is correct, and our love lives run in parallel, but i dont use one on my senko

 

https://youtu.be/QblkQ-J6zio

 

I've read enough ...

 

My buddy texted me…
“My wife just totaled my ‘Vette”

I answered back…
“Oh No! Is she hurt?”

“Not yet. She ran in the bathroom and locked the door”

 

Random marriage tip…

Whenever someone is murdered, the police always suspect the spouse first.

That’s all you need to know about marriage

 

thanks

 

Sherlock and his friend Watson go camping

They pitch their tent and fall asleep. A few hours later, they both wake up.

"Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see.

"I see millions and millions of stars, my dear Holmes."

Holmes: "Tell me what that means Watson."

Watson: "Astronomically speaking, it tells me that they are millions of galaxies. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time-wise, it appears to be a quarter past three. Theologically, it is evident that the lord is all powerful and that we are insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. Why? What does it tell you?

Holmes is silent for a moment then speaks "Watson you idiot, someone has stolen our tent."

 

What do you call a dog magician?

A Labracadabrador


I’m sorry

 

He gone

 

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