Roast my Tacoma! (2nd gen edition)

That's where kyle keeps his backup monsters.

 

Know how I know you are single?

 

If I was single it would be in my garage and not my wife's Odyssey

 

Roast my new daily driver.

 

You need sunglasses at night to look at that truck. Is that container by the garage a bulk sixty gallon drum of turtle wax?

 

good one! plus if I was paying attention, I'd have seen her in your profile pic. Nice catch (the fish and the wife)!

 

you ever drive that thing, or just polish it

 

My other garage bay...


And she caught that fish...not me
I'll keep an eye out for you next time I'm in Bay area, my uncle lives in Saratoga

 

My second favorite color. VERY nice ride

 

Does the e85 tune help you beat the other geriatric-mobiles to the parking spot by the door at Cracker Barrel for the early bird special?
Gettin' dark in that pic...better get on the road cause everybody knows Cadillac owners can't drive at night.

 

I’ll take that as a compliment lol!

It’s too pretty too lol!

A very underrated color!

 

Yeah Chrome is an underrated color You got that right Mr Hot Wheels. That thing isn't even Hot Wheels track capable What are you doing? For 94 cents at Walmart I can get a more capable ride. With less wax on the outside too.

 

when did roast my tacoma turn into "roast my deformed volkswagen beetle"?

 

Ewwwwwww, typed with such self-loathing. Please stop signposting your sexless marriage and boring, toolless garage. You have an ugly “truck” that sleeps outside the cozy but barren “bedroom.”

We get it! We get it! Sheesh.

 

Please stop creeping on the high school hotties in your new daily. There are real and social laws about people like you and taste in cars like that. Seriously, burgundy? From the ‘90s? The millennium called and wants its style back.

 

Holy hell, a hoarders garage after my own heart. My favorite part is the little child’s partition separating you from the vein-popping creatine friend’s white 2nd Gen that visits you with its roof bars extended. Does it keep you from pawing each other over which shade of blue is the purdyist?

An electrical storm that whacks down a few of those overhead wires and burns down the whole lot of your bad choices can’t happen soon enough.

 

That’s the worst Tacoma I’ve seen in a while.

Nice $1 US map and $6.99 floor mat to keep the midlife crisis in context.

 

He's a Walter White wannabe. Unlike Walter...he is NOT the danger