Honestly, WTF am I suppose to say...

Honestly, what the hell am I suppose to say when people talk shit and tell me how cute and small my truck is?? All I can think of is "oh..." fml

 

I'm quite fond of " Go fuck your hat " myself .

 

Well it is cute and small like your penis.bahahahaha

 

TMI dude

 

Fight them!

 

.???? What's tmi????

 

point to the ground by their feet and say "hey, you dropped your pocket"

when they look down, they will know they've been had: the pocket is still on their pants.

 

BWAHAHAHAHa

 

Too Much Info.

 

LOL

 

I really laughed out loud! Touche!

 

its surprising how many people actually fall for it. and quite hilarious

 

My aunt makes fun of mine all the time..cuz she's got a "big bad tundra"...I just tell her, well so what...mine has character and personalization...and its MINE!!!

 

if they drive a gigantic truck, pull the competency card...it never fails

 

you could just call her a dyke.

 

The argument against the tacoma is, its just a v6 tundra with less headroom. Why make it? when was the last time someone successfully defended their Hummer H2 as justified, vs a real person car. If you aren't a laborer, and you don't live on a farm. Your f150 king ranch is just a redneck CAdillac. Someone keeps it up? Just sock em in the nose like you would anyone else that thought it might be fun to "pick on you". Not enough nose poppin going on now a days.

Its more work to find the maximum payload, but they're not much different either.

Tacoma Double cab

Overall width (in.) 74.6
Overall length (in.) 221.3

Tundra Double cab

Overall width (in.) 79.9
Overall length (in.) 228.7
Yea. Colossal difference.

F150 "crew"
Width 79.2
length 231.8


Yup.. Absolutely different animals there?

Well cept a tundra set up like my tacoma is about 12000 dollars more than I paid.... before delivery and tax. Sadly enough, similar MPG estimates, but it's also a worse power to weight ratio.

I mean how often do you see the douche with a big truck doing big truck things. And how much big is a f150 over a tacoma? Furthermore, how many douche bags do you see lifting their trucks making the potential truckness of it useless anyway. Couldn't lift anything into the bed or hook up a trailer even if the lift hadn't ruined their suspension capacity.

 

HAHAHAHA i LOL when i read this.

 

Walk over to their truck.... look in the empty bed and then say "yep, I can see why you needed such a big truck to haul all this stuff around."



PS: this only works if they do in fact NOT have anything in the truck bed like a grand piano or something of that nature.



or if they are a lard @ss tell them it's ok, if they work really hard they can loose the weight and someday they too can fit in a Tacoma and save a sh*t ton in gas.

 

Too much information

 

LOL to the 3" of gc comment