Honestly, WTF am I suppose to say...

That's easy, just use the following line.

"I don't have a huge truck to compensate for my anatomy, ask your (Insert friends relative here, Mom, Sister, Hot cousin, Friends Girlfriend)!"

That will shut them up, unless you really did fuck their sister and she claims your not compensating enough.

 

Ooooooohhhhhhhh

 

you would be surprised. went out sat night and this guys 4wd xterra got stuck in a impossible mud pit....i sprayed him with mud, in the very same mud pit, and left.

Yeah 2wd. but more like 5"!!!!!! lol

Seriously though, thats a true story

 

Flip on the cop lights and write them a ticket for being a d-bag?

 

good point. won't say I haven't done that to mess with a few friends but I like my job and there isn't exactly a vehicle code for "being a complete douche in public"

 

We could lobby for a new D-Bag law in this state, just get the signatures, put it on a ballet, after it passes we could put most of the California legislator behind bars! That's one way to solve the budget mess!

 

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lol

 

at least 39% of tacomaworld doesn't think your truck is cute

http://www.tacomaworld.com/forum/off-topic-discussion/109368-does-my-truck-look-cute.html

 

OP may be the one getting stuck...2wd 4 lugger

BTW, the truck is small and cute, take it as a compliment

 

good grief

 

Honestly, if someone gives you crap about your truck, just look them dead in the eye, and say, "Sit on my face."

They'll fumble over their words thanks to the shock and awe caused by what you've just said.

It works, I had to pull this one out on a 40 year old lady at the gas station once. Hilarious.

 

Ask them who's paying for it. Tell them you will drive whatever new truck they want to pay for.

I have found that works pretty well.

 

tell em "yer right , i'll never get the fat chick as well as you" (then sing the opening for dueling banjos)

If you look around , 1/2 the people buy a bigger truck because they think you can buy "smart"...the truck becomes proof, or they are just idiot 1 uppers , the kind that buy a 10" lift after you bought a 6" lift then they say shit like " stepped up to the plate" "a real lift" or other such trivia. These are 6 year olds mentally. Iusually tell them in an indifferent manner. " people like you shouldnt be in a manual or a mid size, you're unable to handle it".
Think about it , my sister learned to drive in a manual f-350 like i did at age 13 , permit at 14( i think , cant remember now ) , license at 16. A 12yo can drive a fullsize and they boast about it ,lol

 

Believe it or not, the simple "OK" works wonders. Often, it leaves the opposer stunned and confused.

 

Eh, just reverse it on 'em and catch them off guard.

My Taco is totally stock (DC, Sport, 4wd). I walked out from the liquor store and noticed a huuuuuge Dodge parked next to it that had been lifted to the sky. I mean that big-azz Dodge was simply impressive (but impractical for daily use). The owner was standing around talking to his buddies and noticed me. Before he could say anything I said sarcastically, "I bet my truck would roll right over yours". He was so shocked by that he couldn't think of a comeback

 

Just start crying...

then, deep down inside, they feel really bad.

 

Well, that what you get for buying it. Shouldda got a 4x4 at the least...if not ext cab or dc. I have never heard such crap with my DC 4x4 or with my extended 1999 4x4.

 

That last post was a low blow and uncool. What cracks me up is these assholes show their ignorance about your truck's absolute toughness where it counts, just because of its smaller stature. Far as Toyota goes, the smaller stature yields a tougher body because Toyota puts thinner sheetmetal on the bigger ones to save weight. Second, that full boxladder frame underneath is unflexible and super rigid with I forgot how many crossmembers-like 8 or 9. That 4-banger motor is a tank-we all know this. My stepson had a '99 reg cab 5-lugger and that thing took two-that's TWO rearend hits from a reefervan and a glass truck (lots of awful drivers in Folsom)-both of which weiged at least 4 tons and STILL ran like it thought nothing happened to it right down to tracking straight! It was totalled on that second one and goes down in history as the little truck that could take a punch.
So next time one of them flips their shit make them listen to all those attributes I just gave and tell them good things come in small packages.