Whatever

Yup. That’s what I’m here for, laughs. A little cuntfoolery doesn’t hurt every now and again either.

 

Good morning to all youse guys that make me laugh. You too, @Taco critter

 

A little under the weather today . Got my second shingles vaccine and a tetanus shot yesterday . Major headache and a sore shoulder nothing some Tylenol can’t take care of

 

Vacation is booked

I will be staying here

 

I'll work on it. Good Morning Mike.

 

Good Morning!

 

Morning y'all

 

I'm tired.


Geting old sucks

 

Good morning buddy..

 

Dude,,, you don’t know the half of it..

 

Morning Mr. Bob

 

I asked a lady for her number yesterday. She said “Sorry, I don’t date outside my species”


Good morning whateverers

 

Random work route for the day.

will need to dump out at least once in order to finish

 

morning whatever's

 

I believe!

 

This is too good not to share!

 

Is that for real?
I mean, that's a little way overboard.
Destroy your tires cuz you're, say, rushing to the hospital?

How is it going to distinguish between civilians and first responders?

Which reminds me...


Story Time With Gritto

One time I had two rush house trim jobs on opposite ends of Hagerstown.
Luckily one was a second trim (details), which was only a few hours.
So I did that one first, starting it at 5 am.

A few hours later, I'm loaded up and heading out to the other job... right in rush hour traffic.
An ambulance from Needmore Volunteer Fire Dept passed me on Dual Highway going into town.
I sped up and held station behind him.
He puts on his flashing lights and siren at the city limits.

We hauled ass through town and the stoplights were with us, except for one.
Funny thing is, he stopped at that one.

On the other side of town, he turned off the lights and siren.





Yes, Needmore is a real place name.

... and if by chance one of you guys from Needmore Vol Fire Dept happens to read this, I know what you did.

 

Sorry about your flats on your firetruck

 

I smell lawsuits