1st Gen Lunchtable Thread - General Discussion

They all look like default players if there was new Bully College Edition game.

 

'my dad's a lawyer I can do whatever I want'

 

When the dimes are stacked, but on the inside

Or those on the outside, need to be smoothed out

 

TeePublic's shirt recommendations are hitting too close to home

 

This seems like something we'll soon have to tell kid's parents about. Last year there was a very disheartening amount of kids wearing political shirts, that shit shouldn't even come in kids sizes.

 

yeah that's fucked, parents trying to use their kids like tacky bumper stickers on their trucks and vans. Shameful

 

Yeah, shame and class are in short supply in the panhandle

 

@Wulf @Kwikvette

https://www.instagram.com/reel/ChaGw92Dwon/?igshid=MTUyMWE5Zjg=

 

As we would often say in Jersey: "They have no fucking manners.".

 

I think it's more wide spread in this country than just that sliver of land....

 

Sofia is going through a phase where she wakes up at 2 - 3am every night wide awake and refusing to go back to sleep/wants to play, so my baggy eyed/4 hours of sleep tired ass can relate to this right now

 

Ah the ol Uno, reverse card. I'm gonna guess vindictive actions don't work on a child. Waking her up while she's sleeping so you can do taxes probably won't fix the issue.

 

It's mostly difficult because she's only 2 and a half years old, can't do much reasoning with a 2.5 year old, especially in the middle of the night. On particularly bad nights we give her a small dose of infant Tylenol which usually helps her fall back asleep

sleep regression phases are normal for kids the first few years unfortunately, but won't last too long...doesn't feel that way when you're in the middle of it though lol

 

That's just because they don't have infant Xanax or infant Ambien yet. Those two genius ideas of mine will make pharma companies rich beyond belief.

 

Queue up the naptime chloroform youtube video.

 

https://youtu.be/Bc9huL8fpvc

 

@Tour991 You have any scheduled opening predictions?
"Heavenly and Northstar both said they're aiming for a Nov. 18 opening date, while Kirkwood said it would try for Dec. 2. The openings are dependent on conditions."

 

lmao