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Funniest Bike sales pitch ever!

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by nd, Dec 8, 2008.

  1. Dec 8, 2008 at 7:03 PM
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    nd

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    nd [OP] Radical Town. It's a hell of a place!

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  2. Dec 8, 2008 at 7:14 PM
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    thats hillarious i need him to right my ads on craigs list
     
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  3. Dec 8, 2008 at 7:17 PM
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    LMAO that was hilarious :D
     
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  4. Dec 8, 2008 at 7:24 PM
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    :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
     
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  5. Dec 8, 2008 at 7:28 PM
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    JJ Customs Supreme Leader!

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    That add is soooooooooooo great!!
     
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  6. Dec 8, 2008 at 7:29 PM
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    brianr go shit in your hat

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    rep for the find....that made me laugh, and after today....I needed it.
     
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  7. Dec 8, 2008 at 7:32 PM
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    That is awesome!!! I want this bike...
     
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  8. Dec 8, 2008 at 7:32 PM
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    getting there....
    :laugh:

    thats great!!!
     
    tacomaman06, Dec 8, 2008
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  9. Dec 8, 2008 at 7:37 PM
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    kmok Plastidipped ma Hootus!

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    That was hilarious!:rofl:
     
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  10. Dec 8, 2008 at 7:41 PM
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    best of all, that's about 30 minutes from me! That's the way we roll down here. I only ride manly bicycles.
     
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  11. Dec 8, 2008 at 7:45 PM
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    -TRDMAN- ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ

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    LOL!!!! that is f'in funny!!!!!!
     
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  12. Dec 8, 2008 at 10:29 PM
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  13. Dec 11, 2008 at 11:30 AM
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    nd [OP] Radical Town. It's a hell of a place!

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    did you buy it?
     
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  14. Dec 11, 2008 at 12:40 PM
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    Hotdog My hair is all natural Moderator

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    I went there and he said I was too manly for the bike.
     
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  15. Dec 11, 2008 at 1:01 PM
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    nd [OP] Radical Town. It's a hell of a place!

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    well obviously you need to go back in disguise and act a little girlier. dress up in your hot dog suit so he wont recognize you and act like TheMaster so he wont mistake you for a man :)
     
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  16. Dec 11, 2008 at 1:05 PM
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    Blowjobs for Obama - w4m

    Date: 2008-11-03, 10:12AM EST


    I realize this is a safe blue state, but in a last ditch effort to spread the good word of Obama and offer up my totally awesome blowjob to anyone (especially Republicans) who vote for Barack Obama for president tomorrow!

    My blow job is so good, I could probably get McCain to vote for Obama, assuming it didn't stop his heart dead cold.

    Palin too, for that matter because I rock at that as well.

    And while I can only have a local reach in this effort, it'd be awesome to see if this could spread around the country and have there be lots of blowjobs for Obama.

    Yes we can!

    ETA: Wow, this is really popular so far. I'm sorry I won't be able to get to all the Republicans and undecided voters (I only have so much free time), but keep on with the Democratic spirit guys!

    ETA: Thanks everyone for the replies! Count 3 of NY's votes for Obama as my doing. :) As for everyone else who I couldn't respond to/blow (there were over 100 responses!) I hope you'll consider some of Obama's good points as you head into the booths tomorrow.


    • it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

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  17. Dec 11, 2008 at 1:15 PM
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    I was wearing my hotdog costume!
     
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