1st Gen Lunchtable Thread - General Discussion

Lukas is a character. I had to laugh at this one.

https://youtu.be/pOsKORFWPEs

 

https://media.giphy.com/media/NkI1I7xup4UYE/giphy.gif

 

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=_uVO_0WzsiM&feature=share

 

@Kwikvette

https://www.instagram.com/p/Ch_KpLEsuaW/?igshid=MTUyMWE5Zjg=

 

I need a god damn claymore for the continued Vivint solicitors I get.

I had one show up yesterday. Didn't realize a concrete person showed up as well but he only left a card at the door (which I can appreciate very much).

This is the 5th person from Vivint, and the 1st one since the sign has been up.

I'm going to royally flip the fuck out if one more shows up from here on out.

 

Get creative. Buy a fez and nipple pasties, next time one shows up, put all the fez and nipple pasties and rub them in opposite directions while talking to them real slow. Tell them you'll listen to their sales speech if they listen to your religious doctrine

Works for jehovah witnesses as well

 

Do they sell anti-solictor automated miniguns? Maybe they're trying to make a point.

 

@Kwikvette
Better yet just go full Buffalo Bill:

 

Researching ways to reach in through a webpage and strangle the developer.

 

Find the contact info in the CSS or HTML comments and then sign them up for govt newsletters?

 

All of SAP shall know my firey wrath as I rain down newsletters upon them.

 

Just feeding the catface spider living in the doorway to the garage

 

You got security? Nah I got spiders

 

Have a zoom call follow up appt with a doctor tomorrow morning at 10am, made it before we scheduled our flight which lands about 20 min before the appointment starts.

Called at 10:05 this morning to reschedule and they want to charge me $100 for being 5 minutes over the 24 hour window, fuckers. I'll keep the appointment out of spite now and hope our flight isn't delayed.

 

ugh yeah that really sucks

If it comes to it inflight wifi is probably cheaper than the reschedule fee

 

yeah I'll have to see if it's offered, I'm not sure with Southwest...I think they sometimes do depending on the plane/flight?

Its only a 50 minute flight that leaves at 8:40am so in theory I should land by 8:30 and have enough time to get into the airport there and take the call. It should only be literally a 5 minute follow up call.

But given how fucked everything is with flights these days you never know.

Our last trip up to NorCal we spent nearly an hour taxi'ing on the runway leaving LA for some unknown reason, baking inside the plane with a sick kid. That was fun lol.

 

A 5minute phone call can't be done in an email instead?

 

I wish, not sure if it's their rule or something to do with insurance, but you have to meet in person even for follow ups. Thankfully covid changed that to allow for video calls at least.

 

If it's anything like my last few flights you'll still be waiting to board at your scheduled call time.

Morning flight probably has better odds of taking off on schedule, though.