1st Gen Lunchtable Thread - General Discussion

https://youtu.be/Hv6RbEOlqRo

 

Looks like @Kwikvette 's forklift game.

 

When I worked at <redacted>, I swear to god, the C-suite ghouls and their EVP nutswingers would land on their next ‘growth target’ number by literally throwing darts at a bunch of bullshit made up values. I always imagined them coming up with the possibilities prior to the dart toss exercise during a few rounds of top-shelf scotch and some ass-grabbing with the ‘personal assistants’. Seemed pretty plausible to me.

And God help you if you ever asked in an annual all-hands meeting what their actual calculus was and what motivated it. If you weren’t blackballed before, you sure as hell were then if you asked anything remotely like that and didn’t just swallow it on faith.

 

You don't leave the house, now you want to get away from civilization as far as possible?

 

That looks fun

 

Any chance to go wheeling. Who in this thread wouldn't want to do this.
https://youtu.be/5cKpzp358F4

 

“I also want to remind you all, that your 401(k) is made up in large part by company stock, so in fact, YOU are shareholders as well”…

Probably the perfect age to remember something like that in vivid detail

On a positive note, I’m glad I’m not the only geezer in this thread!

 

Moon gravity makes even the worst suspension look plush

 

I hope the Microsoft Teams team is taking notes, this is a 10 million percent improvement over their current product.

 

I try not to act my age.

 

Maybe Fabtech will have a new market.

 

*rough country has entered the chat

 

"oooh here's a cheap flight"

To: 15 hours.

Return: 32 hours.


Oh.

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ELkgiJD9KuM

Man I miss this.

 

i got a free tin of pumpkin pie spice and it smoothes over the roughness of cheap decaf well enough

 

Oh lawd... @Wulf word got out and now other customers are bringing their discontinued shit in for me to fix

 

My hands looks like this


So my wallet can looks like this

 

You should play the fan-made game that incorporates not only the two portals, but adds a third which allows you to time travel.

It's nuts because you go back and forth with putting a portal in the present, putting a time traveling portal, and walking through it to use the portal from the past in the future to get over obstacles that aren't currently in the present.

 

It is.