How many cats are actually being stolen?

Post your story and location.

 

My cat is present and accounted for.

 

I had my cat stolen at The Villages.

 

Wait, Tooks are stealing cats? I know Hobbits are stealthy, but this seems out of character. But perhaps that's how they got their name.

 

It’s mostly owls and coyotes around here.

 

Seems appropriate, - recipes.
https://stevehacks.com/cat-meat

Here's a bit of cultural awareness.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cat_meat

 

Don’t forget the hippies with their humane traps, free Friskies, and “free surgeries.”

 

https://youtube.com/shorts/qpBy6swW71k?feature=share

 

It’s a common misconception that Hobbits thieve cats for dietary purposes but it’s simply not the case, Snookis are the primary reason for cats going MIA. Poor little guys.

 

I saw that an Buzzfeed but I didn’t click on it.

Was it as gruesome as I suspected?

 

You know the cat seen in Boondock Saints, that was cupcakes and ice cream compared to the buzzfeed footage.

 

I can’t help but laugh at this. Very first reply took this whole post off the rails in a very delightful way.

 

Really, Snooki steals cats? (uncanny resemblance to the animated version, don't you think?)



There's your perp OP. (or perhaps one of her IG followers)

 

That necklace is an actual victim, it used it’s dark magic to transfer the cat’s physical embodiment into the charm you see before you.

 

I'm a bit scared to search Snooki and cats. Or terms related to cats.

 

hmm, if you are lucky maybe the cats go here:

https://youtu.be/MLhesmKn4Cs

 

This is also interesting to see, in a National Geographic way, to see where your cats go.

https://youtu.be/QadUonunflw

 

Good lord, imagine missing cleaning the litter for just one day.

 

Yes. Yes