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Discussion in 'Military' started by wilcam47, Apr 12, 2018.

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  1. Sep 24, 2022 at 3:18 PM
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  2. Sep 24, 2022 at 3:51 PM
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    windsor Just a guy

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    Had a SFC (PS) who was banging a PFC while we were in Afghanistan. Chick only went outside the wire one time in one of our RG33s because she told him she was afraid. She failed her pushups on a pt test because she wasn't doing them right. The PS brought the entire platoon to the line and made everyone drop while he talked to her for 5 minutes about who's lane to get in next time and how to make it appear that she was doing pushups right.
    But, our company was fucked from the start with a hacked together group and poor leadership. Night before leaving, I (SPC) took 20 minutes of getting smoked for telling an SSG to go in and find out why our platoon was the only one left standing in formation an hour after everyone else was released. Turned out that the SFC had told another SSG to release us but they took it as "everyone is gone, go ahead and go home". Luckily the SSG caught the SFC just before he walked out to the parking lot. I was mainly annoyed with getting smoked, but fine with doing it to get everyone else home faster as I was single and living in an empty barracks room.
    Our CO abandoned us in country and flew back to the states after 3mo for the remaining 9mo because "his wife couldn't handle him being deployed". It was funny because about a month after the CO left, our BC and the GC came out there and were very unhappy (could hear them yelling 50 yards away) to get there only to find out that our CO had left and hadn't come back.
    Thankfully, our XO and Chief were pretty darn good and made sure if we needed anything, we got it (other than replacements for two M2s that we deadlined after finding cracks).
    PS for another platoon (separated from the rest of the company) got hit for violating GO 1 when he missed the bus to the flight line leaving Kandahar and was found complete plastered in his CHU.
     
    windsor, Sep 24, 2022
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  3. Sep 25, 2022 at 1:41 PM
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    PennSilverTaco, Sep 25, 2022
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  4. Sep 25, 2022 at 1:43 PM
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    wilcam47 [OP] Keep on keeping on!

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    wilcam47, Sep 25, 2022
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  5. Sep 25, 2022 at 1:57 PM
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    You reckon they’ve got jet fuel in their potable water supply?
     
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  6. Sep 25, 2022 at 2:09 PM
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    More pictures when I get home!
     
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  7. Sep 25, 2022 at 2:50 PM
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    Instead of JP-8 the scrambled eggs have oakum and tar.
     
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  8. Sep 25, 2022 at 3:29 PM
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    Every Naval vessel (Boats, Carriers, Amphibs, and small boys) I have ever been on had an oil slick in the water. What do you think keeps you regular?

    Cheers,

    Doc
     
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  9. Sep 25, 2022 at 3:38 PM
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    Navy…absolutely. Somehow, someway JP5 has made it on board.
     
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  10. Sep 25, 2022 at 6:08 PM
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    As everybody knows, my dad is a retired Navy Captain. Being a commissioned ship, Old Ironsides is staffed by sailors and other Navy personnel. My dad got to talking with the men and women, told them that he was a retired Captain, and they chimed the gong and made an announcement as he disembarked from the ship. Pretty cool if you ask me! My dad had me make a video...

    Anyway, I'm currently at a rest stop in North Haven, Connecticut; I will probably get home around midnight along with my parents, and I'm gonna be too tired to do anything, so I'm gonna hit the sack. My truck likely won't be ready until Tuesday morning, so it's not like I'm gonna be going to be going anywhere and I will upload all of the Massachusetts vacation pictures tomorrow!
     
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    Man, those $18 AAFES Timex specials…

    I wonder if AAFES had a deal with Timex to mass produce the ugliest almost-indestructible watch possible.
     
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    How’s Venezuela boys?
     
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