1st Gen Lunchtable Thread - General Discussion

That's fair, they're a more benign force than the violence the south can conjure. Still creepy as shit though, it's like talking to NPCs in Skyrim, they have something to say but unless you're properly equipped all the text options are pointless and leave you feeling like you wasted your time.

 

Hahahahahaha

I can't disagree. Maybe I'm tripping on the power of not being the most awkward one anywhere I go

 

Happy, handling distance ok, will be better when I'm done

 

What did we learn.... Say it with me now. "Wrap your whacker, before you attack 'er"

 

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=o8Bku3lLZhw&feature=share

 

Ilife pro tip almost every insurance company will cover a vasectomy because it's way cheaper for them than the baby

 

Right

 

Have you heard about the poop hole loophole yet

 

Been thinking about that lately, seems like good insurance of it's own haha. Don't matter much for me though

 

It's not the same

 

That called "roll er or n till the field" round here.

 

You mean the Oklahoma tractor pull

 

That's right, abstinence is key

 

I walked right into that didn't I?

 

Not bad Italy, not bad at all

 

man these are a dandy beer for special occasions

 

At level 30 you become a wizard, after all

 

Called out

 

Like an alter call

 

Three things my dad tried to teach me.

1. Don't get married
2. Don't get married again
3. Always suspect your children aren't yours regardless of color.